10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MILEY'S MEAT-FREE FOURTH OF JULY

7/11/18

Twitter is probably the fastest-moving of the social medias. According to Moz, the lifespan of a tweet is just 18 minutes! Keeping up with your Twitter feed can be as hard as keeping up with Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin's relationship status LOL! It's all good, though, as We Are: The Guard is here to bring you the highlights that you may've missed over the last seven days in the form of this week's Twitter Moments. So, sit back with your Starbucks Iced Coffee (other coffeehouses are available!), and enjoy the following 280-character bites from Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Oliver Tree, Vince Staples, Cardi B, and more. -

 

MILEY'S MEAT-FREE FOURTH OF JULY

Let's face it, Fourth of July is about one thing, and one thing only. MEAT! That's assuming, of course, that you aren't vegan like Miley Cyrus, who decided to celebrate this year's Independence Day by not only riding an inflatable eagle, but also chowing down on a so-called Impossible Foods burger, a burger that “looks, cooks, smells, and tastes like a conventional burger, but is made entirely from plants.” NOM!

 

KANYE WEST HAS ANOTHER PROBLEMATIC IDOL

It's been a minute since Kanye has had a problematic idol, but don't worry, you guys, YE IS BACK ON BRAND! Like putting his support behind Trump and Cosby wasn't enough, Kanye is now citing America's de facto ambassador to North Korea, Dennis Rodman, as one of his “biggest inspirations.” Can you IMAGINE Kanye, Trump, Rodman, and Kim Jong-un in the same room together?! THIS IS END TIMES, PEOPLE!

 

FELIX SNOW IS THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER THAT WE NEED

When he isn't busy reinventing glitch pop as we know it, producer Felix Snow is out here dishing philosophical 280-character gems on Twitter. For real, if it's inspiration that you're looking for, then you're guaranteed to find it on Felix's feed, which is basically just a daily mixture of sick beats and motivational musings like this one.

 

OLIVER TREE VS ZEDD

Is an EDM beef even an EDM beef if it DOESN'T INCLUDE DEADMAU5?! Clearly, Zedd is still bitter at Oliver Tree and Whethan for beating him at ping-pong backstage at Zedd in the Park, though, because these mic-stealing shenanigans right here are straight-up EVIL! Don't even THINK about touching that scooter, Z!

 

VINCE STAPLES IS ALL OF US

 

COSMOS & CREATURE'S MOLLY MOORE AND BRANDYN BURNETTE ARE RELATIONSHIP GOALS

Molly Moore and Brandyn Burnette are TOTAL RELATIONSHIP GOALS! No, really, forget your Ariana Grande and Pete Davidsons. When it comes to shipping young, hot, and talented couples, it doesn't get much better than Cosmos & Creature! BRB, my dog and I are off to find me a BF to recreate this photo with!

 

KING PRINCESS HAS THAT TIGHT PUSSY ENERGY

SPEAKING OF ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSONS! King Princess, one of We Are: The Guard's favorite queer artists, is serving up some serious TEA with this tweet right here! Forget Big Dick Energy, it's ALL about celebrating Tight Vagina Energy (and every other kind of Vagina Energy, for that matter!) this 2018! POWER TO THE PUSSY!

 

VÉRITÉ CANNOT WITH SUMMER

Summer basically turns me into a big, grumpy baby who forgets how to function at life, so I'm glad to see that someone as iconic as VÉRITÉ is having similar problems navigating this 100-degree heat. Oh, and can we also talk about the fact that she mentions that she's writing new music here?! I'M SO THIRSTY TO HEAR THAT!

 

QUEER EYE FOR THE WINGTIP

Everyone is thinking it, but Wingtip is finally saying it. CAN ANTONI FROM QUEER EYE ACTUALLY COOK?! Like, we GET that you can mash an avocado and make a grilled cheese sandwich, BUT CAN YOU OPERATE AN OVEN?! Not that it really matters. Antoni could serve me up a bowl of guac every day for the rest of my life, and I'd STILL worship at his perfectly manicured feet<3.

 

CARDI B'S ULTIMATE PREGNANCY CRAVING

Is it me, or has Cardi B been pregnant since FOREVER?! Not that I mind, as it's been providing us with some top-tier 280-character content, like Cardi letting us in on her ultimate pregnancy craving, which can basically be summed up as “my everyday staple diet.”

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.