10 TWITTER MOMENTS: OFFSET MISSES CARDI B
Whether it's Kevin Hart tweeting himself out of a job, or the President of the United States forgetting to turn on his iPhone's autocorrect, there's never a dull day on Twitter Dot Com.
Keeping on top of the Internet's fastest-moving TL is no easy task, however. This is why We Are: The Guard has done the hard work for you and compiled all of the must-read celeb tweets into the latest edition of 10 Twitter Moments.
As another Hump Day rises, then, feel free to join us as we scroll through the following 280-character highlights from Offset, Cardi B, Post Malone, John Legend, Halsey, and five other favorites.
OFFSET MISSES CARDI B
FUCK YALL I MISS CARDI
— OFFSET (@OffsetYRN) December 9, 2018
Did that line from Cardi B's “I Like It” come to anyone else's mind while reading this tweet from Offset?! “I like texts from my exes when they want a second chance.” Haaa.
CARDI B DOESN'T MISS OFFSET
MONEY MUSIC VIDEO WILL BE OUT SOON pic.twitter.com/xCeRHT5srh
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) December 11, 2018
Offset may be a cheating bum, but at least Cardi B is busy living her best life on the set of the “Money” music video, which the Invasion of Privacy rapper tells fans will be available to watch “soon.”
Meanwhile, my bank account was fully replenished simply by looking at this outfit.
OVERCOATS' NEIGHBOR LOVES A STAR IS BORN
the apartment above us has been blasting the star is born soundtrack for 2 hours and I’m not even mad about it
— Overcoats (@thisisovercoats) December 5, 2018
We discovered a whole lot about Overcoats in our recent episode of Bandlyweds, but something that we didn't learn about the girls is that their neighbor really, really loves the A Star Is Born soundtrack.
There's just one tiny detail that I've failed to mention, however.
I am said neighbor.
Everybody now! “I'M OFF THE DEEP ENDDD! WATCH AS I DIVE INNN!”
POST MALONE AND METALLICA ARE BFFS
— Beerbongs & Bentleys (@PostMalone) December 10, 2018
Post Malone just keeps on climbing the ranks of rock superstardom. Having collaborated with Aerosmith at MTV's VMAs earlier this year, the Beerbongs & Bentleys rapper has now shared these photos of him posing alongside the three most important members of heavy metal behemoth Metallica: James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, and Kirk Hammett.
Next up: Paul McCartney reunites The Beatles, with Post to take on the role of John Lennon.
GABRIEL BLACK SAYS THAT HE'S THE “BEST LYRICIST COMING UP”
truth be told i'm the best lyricist coming up. hands down.
— gabriel black (@sbgabrielblack) 6 December 2018
It's one thing being an incredible musician, but it's a whole other ball game being an incredible lyricist. gabriel black is one of those rare talents who ticks both boxes with his art, and it's great to see the enigmatic emo singer-songwriter recognizing and celebrating that on Twitter.
P.S. Don't forget to check out gabriel's latest single “goodbye” for me, okay?!
JOHN LEGEND RESPONDS TO JACQUEES
Part of me is talking myself into saying Bruno or the Weeknd but I'm not sure they neatly fit into the genre.
— John Legend (@johnlegend) 10 December 2018
Jacquees caused quite the stir on social media this week after dubbing himself the “king of R&B” in a video uploaded to Instagram. Multiple artists stepped forward to dispute his claim, but it was John Legend – arguably the most rightful heir to the throne – who brought the debate to a classy conclusion with his response acknowledging everybody's inner royalty.
I still say that Beyoncé is the real R&B king, though.
SOCCER MOMMY HAS A NEW BABY
Back home and we’re half way through the 6 pack here’s my new baby pic.twitter.com/iYMjs0Npe2
— soccer mommy (@sopharela) December 11, 2018
All I want for Christmas is a purple sparkly vintage Fender Stratocaster with a pearloid pickguard. Okay, well, something tells me that Santa Claus won't be delivering the goods for me this year, but I'm glad to see that Soccer Mommy made it onto his “nice” list.
Expect this ax to be kicking asses on a stage near you soon.
FRANKIE IS THE CUTEST
I have two moods...there is nothing in between. pic.twitter.com/x0TAHD8fKH
— FRANKIE (@FRANKIEmusic) December 10, 2018
Me Saturday night vs Me Sunday morning. Hahaha. Jokes aside, the Taylor Swift-approved FRANKIE is serving total aesthetics here and I think that she looks adorable in both photos.
Can we also take a moment to appreciate that pinky action?!
HALSEY IS PLANNING FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Genuinely considering Lasik eye surgery so if there’s ever a zombie apocalypse I won’t die cause I lost my glasses.
— h (@halsey) 6 December 2018
Speaking as someone who can't see beyond the tip of their own nose without a pair of glasses, I low-key think about this all of the time. That, and what I'd do if my shortsighted ass got stranded on a desert island.
Thank you, Halsey, for helping me to feel less alone in these matters.
We stan a myopic queen.
BAUM IS A FEMINIST ICON
I’m REALLY angry about how I’ve been taught to hate my body. I have little sisters and they deserve better and they deserve representation. pic.twitter.com/SnlGRXxRV6
— BAUM (@sheisbaum) December 11, 2018
Closing out with one of my favorite discoveries of 2018, BAUM. Having dropped the feminist anthem of the year, “This Body,” the Los Angeles artist continues her quest to take back power from unrealistic beauty standards with this inspirational photo – the kind of which we, quite frankly, don't see enough of on social media.
If you retweet one thing today, make it this.
Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.