57 Minutes of Jason Derulo singing his own name

Well congratulations! We did it! We got the April Fools Day present we all deserve— 57 minutes of Jason Derulo singing his own name.

Could you even ask for anything better? Would you even want anything more? At nearly an hour, this is LITERALLY the world’s most perfect youtube video. So buck up chum and watch this video on repeat for the rest of your life because this is the life you’ve chosen and you deserve this.



- You can watch it during a perfectly timed 57 minute gym workout. It’ll help remind you that if you only work out Jason Derulo times harder you’ll get laid Jason Derulo times more!

- You could listen during your ironically timed 57 minute commute to work in traffic. It will help drive you even further into the deepest depths of insanity!

- You could do a power hour to this video.  But instead of drinking every minute on the minute, you could drink every time Jason Derulo says “Jason Derulo” and quickly kill yourself through alcohol poisoning.

- You could use this video to torture your enemies (OR your friends!)

- You could Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo, Jason Derulo Derulo Jason Jason Derulo Derulo. Jason Derulo. JASON!

I think you have two hits on your hand, Jason. Not only is "Want to Want Me" about to be the biggest track in the world, it’ll be #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 before you can finish watching this video. It’s already made history as the only song to ever have every reporting pop radio station in the U.S. add the song to their playlist. Your team would be savvy as hell to drop this track at the same time. I know all my DJ homies are jazzed to spin “57 minutes of Jason Derulo singing his own name” 4-5 times a night.

We just playing, Jason. We love you. Dunno about this youtube user, but you know everyone on youtube is crazy anyways.  :)



About Kurt Kroeber

From deep within the murky depths of the Los Angeles River emerged a creature: 50% raver, 50% comedian, 10% Robotcop. Kurt Kroeber doesn’t own a dog, operates Soundbleed (the world’s only dance party comedy talk show rave), and is down to party with you. Come up some time and say “Hey dude!” But definitely make sure to casually drop the secret Illuminati password.