7 INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: BRITNEY SPEARS IS MOM GOALS
Hello, my cuties, and welcome once again to another installment of the Best of Instagram. We do these every week because we know that our readers are cool, hip people and need a 'Gram feed like you do a Sunday newspaper. Don't worry, guys. I got you.
This week features Ariana Grande, Allie X, and our one and true goddess, Britney Spears. All hail. Let's go:
Allie X, dark mistress of pop born and raised in Canada, is now a Los Angeles transplant and it looks like she is uh, blending along rather well at her new home. It remains to be seen if we'll end up catching her performing on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but I'll keep my eyes open next time on a drunken run to the Sunset In-N-Out.
On this week's Ink Master... @sadgirlsloan is showing off her brand spankin' new wrist tattoo. WILL she regret it when she is 47? Possibly. But I can't fault her for honing her aesthetic -- plus, I think we all need to be branded with our truth. My tattoo for instance, would say "F*CKIN' LOSER."
The reason Ariana Grande stays likable despite her nauseating relationship with Pete Davidson (look, I'm being honest here -- they make you want to barf too), are with posts like these, offering substantial content that matters, and that pull at our heart strings.
OKAY, Y’ALL. NOT FAIR. Why can’t I be the one with a goat homie to play with?! LOOK HOW ADORABLE!!! Look at the little puppers!! *makes deafeningly high cutesy noises*
Is there anything Zedd can't do -- or in this case, rework? Here, we have Zedd making talent look effortless by covering a Shawn Mendes track on his keyboard. Brilliant! Mesmerizing! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be reaching out to Zedd's publicist and inquiring if this guy does weddings.
Here, Lizzo addresses some very important aspects of self-confidence: Be your OWN hype man. I am all about this. In fact, I'm starting a campaign right now: let's all take a couple of minutes tonight to look in the mirror and tell ourselves that we are bomb dot com. And then drop the mic on yourself.
Closing this week's "Best Of" out is my (dream) mom Britney Spears. The queen is proving that even after all of this time, she still motherf*cking has it.
Until next time, kids. xoxo