8 INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: HALLOWEEN EDITION

11/1/18
8 Instagram Moments

Here comes that shit again, I’ve got a Halloweenhead.

That’s right folks, it’s that time again for the best Holiday we have that doesn’t involve gorging oneself to excess. Sure this one is about excess too, but it’s also about not being such a prude when playing dress up (to put it mildly?).

As we peruse the social media accounts of the of rich and famous, one question comes to mind: What do you dress up for as Halloween when you’re the type of cultural figure ‘normal’ people dress up as?

The answer appears to be, other, more famous people. Oh, and superheros. Let’s dive right in.

 

RITA ORA AS POST MALONE

 
 
 
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Happy Halloween @postmalone

A post shared by RITA ORA (@ritaora) on Oct 26, 2018 at 2:13pm PDT

This is some truly inspired stuff right here. Rita out here looking like Bruno Mars dressed as Post Malone. If she was method acting, the “Lonely Together” singer definitely ordered Postmates after her pre-Halloween concert.

 

CARDI B AND MINI ME

 
 
 
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Ooommmmggg

A post shared by CARDIVENOM (@iamcardib) on Oct 27, 2018 at 3:38pm PDT

Anytime you’ve got a costume that references Cardi B and Dia de los Muertos you’re winning on multiple levels.

Don’t even bother dressing up your kids this year, this young lady has already won Halloween.

 

NICKI MINAJ DOPPELGANGER

 
 
 
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got dat wet wet got dat drip drip got dat supa soaka, hit dat she a #Fefe @6ix9ine wus guhd?

A post shared by Barbie® (@nickiminaj) on Oct 27, 2018 at 4:17pm PDT

Any and every doofus can go out and buy a costume, but real Halloweenheads know that the greatest looks are the DIY ones.

If you find a better look alike costume than this kindly send it our way.

 

BIG FREEDIA AS MICKEY MOUSE

Once again the Bounce Queen is showing out and out doing everyone else by keeping it simple. A new spin on an old classic. Love Freedia and this picture makes me endlessly happy.

Although it would appear she puts a lot more effort into her music than her costumes.

 

G-EAZY AS TWO-FACE

 
 
 
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The ghost with the most, babe

A post shared by G-Eazy (@g_eazy) on Oct 30, 2018 at 9:21pm PDT

Is it low hanging fruit to suggest that G Easy’s Halloween costume has more sides than his actual music?

Yeah, it probably is.

Can’t wait to hear his “Harvey Dent” single featuring Rebecca Black or something.

 

MARSHMELLO FAMILY

 
 
 
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Family goals

A post shared by marshmello (@marshmellomusic) on Oct 28, 2018 at 8:00am PDT

The family that plurs together does something or the other esle together I’m sure. Hats off (or maybe hats on?) to these Joytime superfans. Got the whole squad looking fresh as hell.

 

CHAINSMOKERS, EMO-GOTHS, AND SLOTHS

 
 
 
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We had agreed to be an emo band for Halloween but Alex insisted on being a sloth ‍♂️

A post shared by The Chainsmokers (@thechainsmokers) on Oct 27, 2018 at 12:41am PDT

Say what you will about The Chainsmokers music and the fact that they seem to all-too-conveniently embody the worst aspects of the modern cultrual landscape, but their Halloween lewks are fucking incredible.

If you don’t at least guffaw at the punchline here you need to stop being such a cynical you know what and allow yourself to experience things like joy and happiness.

 

JESSE SAINT JOHN

 
 
 
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Edna & Dash ended up bein hot together

A post shared by jesse saint john (@jessesaintjohn) on Oct 26, 2018 at 9:20pm PDT

Lastly we have your favorite pop star’s favorite pop star, jesse saint john, looking wonderful DARLING as Edna Mode.

Have a wonderful Holiday everyone. Be safe out there, etc.

In closing here are, undeniably, the 3 best costumes of all time: (From right to left) Andre 3000 the Giant, Dragon with a Girl Tattoo, and Nun of Your Business

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