8 INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: MISSY ELLIOT’S WHITE SISTA SLAYS

8/13/18

Drum roll, everyone... Are you ready? It's time for everyone's favorite weekly installment of the Best of Instagram! In this column, we review the most enlightening, heartfelt, and downright ridiculous posts on the social media site from your favorite people, because we know how hard it is to keep up with Instagram. Ugh. The millenial struggle. We got Cardi B, JLO, and Marshmello this week so strap down and PAY ATTENTION. Are we all settled? Good. Let's go!

 

DIPLO & DILLON

 

If you’re not first you’re last

A post shared by diplo (@diplo) on Aug 6, 2018 at 5:06pm PDT

Over this past weekend, Diplo and Dillon Francis performed back to back sets at HARD Summer in southern California (I know, I have FOMO too). The festival took place at a speedway, so naturally the two boys decided on dressing up as America's favorite racecar driver. So what do y'all think? Nailed it?

 

MISSY ELLIOT’S WHITE SISTER

Easily my favorite vid in this bunch, White Missy Elliott is shown here absolutely SLAYING. WME does not skip a beat with the crass execution, her inflection and her hype-man in the back showing off some moves. You’re going to want to invite THIS aunt to your end of the summer BBQ. Trust.

 

CARDI B

 

i can’t deal with his ass @offsetyrn

A post shared by Cardi B Official IG (@iamcardib) on Aug 5, 2018 at 7:57pm PDT

A day in the life of the recently-wed couple shows us that Cardi B and Offset are like us. I mean, who DOESN’T love them some cookie cereal? Of course, I’ve never actually blown my entire paycheck on Chips Ahoy, but I guess that’s just the difference between me and superstars. Drats. Oh, and also, Cardi B might want to take charge of grocery shopping or maybe send another Migos.

 

SNOOP DOGG

 

A post shared by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Aug 8, 2018 at 12:02pm PDT

Okay, so no one told Snoop that it has been a COOL minute since Dre handed his Beats company to Apple, but this doesn’t make this any less funnier. Take the constructive criticism, Dre!

 

MARSHMELLO

 

Did I do this right? Jajajaja #lachona #lachonachallenge

A post shared by marshmello (@marshmellomusic) on Jul 26, 2018 at 5:18pm PDT

Being the ever productive DJ (does this dude stop working?), Marshmello has decided to apply that work ethic into his challenge vids, combining the two biggest memes right now into one. I say A+ on the Keke aspect of it all, but that dancing… Sorry, dude. 6/10.

 

WILL SMITH

 

Okay... No Bull... Serious Question... :-) . What Is Art? @aidan

A post shared by Will Smith (@willsmith) on Aug 7, 2018 at 8:46am PDT

Will Smith’s videos have gradually become beloved treasure troves of knowledge, wisdom, and genuine empathy. This one is no different. No, really. I ain’t BULLshittin’ ya here. I’m just glad someone has the balls to be this transparent on camera. ;)

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Today I found out two things: that JLO is a Red Sox fan, and that she also loves Neil Diamond. Yes, I’m surprised too. Anyway this is a feel-good insta Post if I’ve ever seen it. Watch it if you’re feeling nostalgic. :)

 

HALSEY

Rounding out our best of Instagram is our girl Halsey having herself the time of her life backstage in Seoul. MFW it’s pay-day, to be honest!

I will see you on the other side, cities — and have a great weekend.

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