Best Indie Music Videos (10 Favs) Week 25 2013

6/23/13
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Dodgeball porn, new midlife crisis tricks, mini-Snoops and mini Robyns, best music videos 2013 turns 25 weeks old in one of the most mindfucking trips yet, complete with Die Antwood pissing on a set of stairs, of course. She does it all for the "snoekie cookie." That's South African white working-class rapper speak for vagina. Enjoy.

 

Die Antwoord - 'Cookie Thumper'

Cute - drugs, jail, pedophilia, sodomy and an Abu Ghraib reference in one shot. AND a piss shot that puts The Knife's recent granny street stunt to shame. Leave before Yolandi assures you that she's "cray-cray like O.D.B" and "Sny-snys" her "snoekie cookie" and you'll leave YouTube a sad soul.

 

The Electric Sons - 'Breathing Electricity'

Dickhead rainbow people think life's a party 24-7. Just kidding, rainbow people. Y'all are necessary for life. Easy on the toothpaste, though. That shit ain't cheap.

 

Sebastian Ingrosso, Tommy Trash, John Martin - 'Reload'

You ain't got nothing on love until you jump into a volcano together.

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AutoErotique - 'Asphyxiation'

When did dodgeball get this sexy? And who's cheering for who? The dolphin for the ladies? The eagle for the dudes? Quite possibly the most frustratingly artful use of not popping nipples out, either way.

 

Wavves - 'That's On Me'

Ah, so there are other options to getting through a midlife crisis. Who's got an angle on a decent samurai sword? And a complete set of cheerleaders mowing ribs?

 

METZ - 'Get Off'

The only thing this Heavy Metal-esque urban nightmare is missing is some titties. Damn this some trippy shit. Queue the flying dog.

 

KOTA - 'Masters of the Sun'

Do. Not. Let. The. Sun. Go. Down.

 

Majical Cloudz - 'Bugs Don't Buzz'

Dude lays it out straight - "This song will not end in a smile." But you will see plenty of people covered in questionable substances and plenty of nasty ass creatures crawling virtually everywhere, even up chandelier strings. And a couple things set aflame. Analyze away.

 

All We Are - 'Utmost Good'

We have a fond memory of a pair of 3D glasses included in the liner notes of an album a few moons ago. Whatever magical distorted perception you've used to be free here in similar fashion, All We Are, we want in.

 

Robyn - 'U Should Know Better ft. Snoop Dogg'

Is this supposed to be mini-Snoop hangin' with mini-Robyn? Still doesn't justify a Dogg credit. Let the lion out.

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Team Ghost - 'Curtains'

Remember the Hairdini? Opportunities are endless here, especially if you're into chewing on French braids. Which Team Ghost apparently uses curtains to metaphorically tie together.

 

Team Ghost - 'High Hopes'

Conversely, Team Ghost enjoys the hypnotic flow of air and water to perpetuate their breed of ambient rock balladry. Everybody wins.