Best of PopSmut (Alt Pop-Hip Hop-Mashups)
Hey hey! I’m the hot slut that slapped Beyonce’s butt cheek and today’s guest host of PopSmut aka BitCandy's alternative pop best of the week! For all those who wonder whether she lifts or not, let’s just say she definitely lifts bro!
Surprisingly I wasn’t killed for daring to do what no mentally sane person would ever dare to do. I was only shackled and locked up in Blue Ivy’s doll house and forced to listen to Kelly Rowland’s latest album. *Derp* You do the crime, you pay the time. But I managed to chew my arm free and escape, oops I mean survive oops, I mean I’m alive and honored to be here. How about we get started cuz I got 99 problemz and running from QueenBey is one.
The Hood Internet - Doin' It Good (Kanye West x Daft Punk)
Oh god, talk about torture. Sorry bros, but I’d rather be locked up again than listen to anything with Daft Puke in it. Oh no..I feel my gag reflexes kicking in...esscuse me.
TravisScott - Hell of a Night
Travi$ Scott, who? Where have I been, and why have I not heard of him before?! Currently signed to G.O.O.D., Scott’s debut EP and Kim Kardashian’s face have one thing in common: Kanye jizz. It’s so effing good. His debut album, Owl Pharaoh, is out now.
TravisScott - Bad Mood Shit On You
Another must listen if you’re looking for something hard and dark. I may be the whitest person on the face of this earth, but I recognize good shit right away.
Mayer Hawthorne - Her Favorite Song
Like many Hawthorne retro funk jams prior to this one, ‘Her Favorite Song’ is catchy and easily forgettable. But I’m sure the chicks out there will be eating this up as if it were the last sausage on earth.
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Killing In The Name Of (RATM Cover by Blue Sky Archives - Lauren CHVRCHES
Yes, it’s against the law to smile when listening to a song that is meant to cause rage, and anger, and shit, but I dare you not to smile when you listen to Lauren Mayberry sing “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.”
Julian (The Chainsmokers Remix)
Phew! That was a close one. Ooh, looks like dream pop got a makeover and it’s ready for the dance floor. If I hadn’t broken my ankle while trying to jump The Carter’s fence I’d be dancing to this right now.
PHOENIX - TRYING TO BE COOL (WEEKEND WOLVES REMIX)
This remix feels as good as Beyonce’s bum on my hand. It’s perfectly smooth and well balanced. It has the right amount of bass that turns it into a dark yet still danceable track. So fierce!
Ciara (feat. Nicki Minaj) - I'm Out
Oh schnapps, this right here is my song and it goes down hard. My arse is suddenly twerking. Nicki’s verse is on fire! Too bad we’ll never see this top the charts.
I’d love to stick around a bit longer, but I gots to get moving before the hounds find me. Don't forget we have our PopKiller/PopSmut channel streaming 24/7 for free on our (way better than Pandora) alternative radio. Check it out! See ya! P.S. Long live QueenBey!!!