CURT AND KURT'S BIG FREEDIA TWERK ADVENTURE
Yo, don’t sweat it any longer, okay? I know for a fact that you (yeah, YOU) have been stressin’ recently. You’ve ALWAYS wanted to twerk alongside the Queen of Bounce herself, Big Freedia but didn’t know how. Well, now (thanks to the internet) it’s POSSIBLE! And the most fun you could possibly have looking at your phone that doesn’t involve pornography.
Get your ass to app Store and download the FREE Big Freedia Twerk App (available to all android users) as soon as you finish watching our video. Soon you’ll be twerking alongside Big Freedia and dancers like you’re a professional dancer, livin’ the dream.
You don’t just have to twerk though.
Dancing is cool and all (and we 100% adore Big Freedia)...but what about some non obvious fun with the app? BitCandy sent me (Kurt) and my partner in crime (Curt) out to see what other weird dumb awesome shit we could come up. After a couple of days of running around we think we came back with some absolute gold for you guys.
We got dancing, we got partying, we got drinking, we got puppets, we got jokes.
CURT & KURT'S BIG (FREEDIA) TWERK ADVENTURE!
We want to see what you have in you, now! Let’s see your videos, huh?! I wanna see more than your twerk videos. I want to see what cool ideas you have in you!
I’ll start off our brainstorming session:
- Bungee Jump with Big Freedia
- Explosions with Big Freedia
- Skiers wiping out in the snow with Big Freedia
- Your favorite scenes from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls with Big Freedia
- Your cool ideas that I haven’t come up with yet.
And remember, you can get the app right here or just search "Big Freedia Twerk App" in the Google Play store. It's free yo!
Make sure to email all your best/silliest/twerkiest/weirdest/big freedia-est uses to firstname.lastname@example.org. I wanna see all of em! We’re way excited! We’ll post some of our favorites on our YouTube channel!
About Kurt Kroeber
From deep within the murky depths of the Los Angeles River emerged a creature: 50% raver, 50% comedian, 10% Robotcop. Kurt Kroeber doesn’t own a dog, operates Soundbleed (the world’s only dance party comedy talk show rave), and is down to party with you. Come up some time and say “Hey dude!” But definitely make sure to casually drop the secret Illuminati password.