Damn! I didn't realize we had so much shit about Cat Power on our site! Well, here's one more wad of crap to add to our pussy power shrine. |
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The Guard has compiled a short list of our favorite unknown horror films that should be in your must see list. Some great foreign horror flicks in here to get Netflixing. |
If I were Martha Stewart, how could I turn the Taylor Swift 'RED' CD I just purchased into something worth holding onto?' |
How Will Breaking Bad End. We post 3 scenarios of possible endings. Add your own in the comments and we'll see who has the best plot ending. Long live Walter White! |
A few weeks ago, I rightfully convinced you that Bon Jovi are WAAAAAY better than Radiohead. Now I'm back to tell you why Britney Spears is better than Cat Power! |
My love affair with Azealia Banks is over. Not that you care. But let me tell you she was a great aural lay for a while. But then the sonic sex got boring. Read more! |
Recently Deadmau5 wrote an article called We all hit play. A-Trak fired back with a video of him scratching a Deadmau5 tune. Read the story and see the vids here! |
Yo Curiosity rover, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish playing Will.iam... but Jethro Tull had the best space performance of ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME! |
Okay, so we GET Kurt Cobain does not own the patent to the phrase 'hello, hello, hello, hello.' But he does own the vocal melody that Karmin have so blatantly ripped off. |
Enter to Win The Guard's Live Music Photo Contest! We're looking for the most amazing photo from your favorite live show! Winners get Free Concert Tix. Check it out! |
Hello, DJ Bl3nd, it's Chucky, your friend till the end... Yes, I am the killer doll from Child's Play who your dumb mask is based upon! Highly original. Read more! |
With a mass of posthumous albums announced this month, we wondered: how much more can the music industry skin off the dead bones of fallen stars?! |
I'm not gonna mess you, bro. Bon Jovi is wayyy better than Radiohead. On so many levels. Check out the story why. |