Editorial
Don't be tricked into thinking an album is brilliant by an even more brilliant publicist. Discover the biggest indie sale FLOPS of 2012, by the numbers! The worst is... |
The so-called new and improved iTunes 11 is full on crap. How can this be considered an upgrade when so many features have been killed? Check out our list of sorrows. |
Discover how The Guard's top curator finds better music than you, in this exclusive interview. |
The Guard's Top Hype Fails†of 2012 is here! We've compiled together who we believe to be the 14 FATTEST hype fails posers of the year. Guess who is number 1? |
Arismixtapes.com is a mixtapes service website with smart business savvy and great customer service, managed by a group of hardcore fans. Check our interview here! |
Hey, being an LA Music Blog, it is only natural that The Guard are Charles Bukowski fanboys! So today, we indulge in a moment of literary reflection. |
Damn! I didn't realize we had so much shit about Cat Power on our site! Well, here's one more wad of crap to add to our pussy power shrine. |
The Guard has compiled a short list of our favorite unknown horror films that should be in your must see list. Some great foreign horror flicks in here to get Netflixing. |
If I were Martha Stewart, how could I turn the Taylor Swift 'RED' CD I just purchased into something worth holding onto?' |
How Will Breaking Bad End. We post 3 scenarios of possible endings. Add your own in the comments and we'll see who has the best plot ending. Long live Walter White! |
A few weeks ago, I rightfully convinced you that Bon Jovi are WAAAAAY better than Radiohead. Now I'm back to tell you why Britney Spears is better than Cat Power! |
My love affair with Azealia Banks is over. Not that you care. But let me tell you she was a great aural lay for a while. But then the sonic sex got boring. Read more! |