Masturbation is the swiss army knife of pleasure. While you’re off doing or not doing the thing, we have here 10 songs that speak precisely about pushing all the right buttons. Some you know and others may come as a surprise. Enjoy, and by enjoy we mean the songs of course.
Monday is here, the coffee is brewing, and the post-weekend Instagram feed is LIT. This week’s edition includes Nas, Kygo, and Eminem — so all you cool kids, brace yourself and hold tight while I guide you through what you missed on social media in the last three days.
Here at We Are The Guard we are committed to delivering you only REAL NEWS. With that in mind, we’ve got a round-up of all the Insta stories you need to stay inform about the world at large. Let’s dive in.
You can’t just spend all day, every day, on the Instagram scroll trying to find out what your favorite musicians are up to, can you? NO! So we’ll do it for you! We Are: The Guard are proud to cull down this week’s internet events into the hottest and the weirdest and put it all together into a little think piece for you to enjoy as you sip your coffee.
In the blink of an eye, it feels like I’ve gone from an uneventful 2018 music year to — whoa!! New Kanye releases?! KIDS SEE GHOSTS??? Jorja Smith’s debut album??? This year is FINALLY interesting!!
I knew that years of watching Mexican soap operas and listening in to the chismes (gossip) would one day pay off. Who can relate? Where’s our people at?! By people I mean you pretty mamacitas who know how to pull the juiciest content from Instagram.
Summer has arrived, kids. Are you ready? So I’ll be shopping later this week for an absurd amount of crop tops to add to my wardrobe. In the meantime though, let’s talk Insta! Here are the top posts that caught our eye over the weekend that we need you to peruse as well, featuring Will Smith, Khalid, and …
Every week, we fine folks here at We Are The Guard keep tabs on our favorite Instagram posts, lest you missed something. This week, we've got a heartfelt confession from FKA Twigs. You'll see Will Smith ride a motorcycle to outer space. Here are our favorite Instagram posts from this last week.
This week, we round up our favorite Instagram posts, to help you keep up-to-date on the newly-forged covenant between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, as well as the Heavenly Bodies from the Met Gala. We've also got a bit of cross-dressing cosplay from The Backstreet Boys and even more trolling from Grimes.
Hey, We Are: The Guard-ians. It’s ya girl here, back from a week-long hiatus as I’ve been having an existential crisis solely related to watching Infinity War. No, I’m not over it. Yes, I’ve seen it three times. Yes, my heart is broken. No, YOU’RE the nerd!! But I’m back to showcase the best of Instagram this week.