SPIN THE INDIE WHEEL OF WEIRDNESS
Come one, come all. Don’t be afraid. Step right up.
Welcome to the BitCandy Carnival. Where all of your wildest Indie Rock dreams can come true. We’ve got rides, games, cotton candy, anything your cold hip indie heart desires. The BitCandy Carnival is just passing through this here town for a mere night. Apologies if one of our carnies sleeps with your daughter and she never gets to know the father because by morn we’re be gone and on to the next town.
THAT being said, we’ve got a wonderful carnival game for y’all to try. Test your luck at the Indie Wheel of Weirdness. You never know what you’re going to get. Is it Bono’s Guitar Pick (frozen in his piss)? How about Kurt Cobain’s love letters to Dave Grohl? Or Brunch with Julian Casablanca’s? Well how about you SPIN and find out for yourself.
For 3rd Prize - Nothing
For 2nd Prize - Nothing
For 1st Prize - .49 cents! (please send us a self addressed stamped envelope to 1-800 Just Kidding Lane, Swampscott, RI 696969)
See you next year when us Carnies come back through your town.
About Kurt Kroeber
From deep within the murky depths of the Los Angeles River emerged a creature: 50% raver, 50% comedian, 10% Robotcop. Kurt Kroeber doesn’t own a dog, operates Soundbleed (the world’s only dance party comedy talk show rave), and is down to party with you. Come up some time and say “Hey dude!” But definitely make sure to casually drop the secret Illuminati password.