WHEN ROCK STARS INVADE CLASSROOMS

8/20/18
When Rock Stars Invade Classrooms

Celebrate the end of the summer by taking a look back at some of our favorite rock stars who have returned to invade the classroom!

All of these music videos share (pretty much) the exact same plot line: it's school time, the kids are bored shitless, the teacher's being a total asshole and every 8th grader is praying for some rock stars to come and take over...

It's still my dream that this will happen in my day job!

 

J. GEILS BAND - CENTERFOLD

J. Geils shakes his skinny ass while surrounded by some “school girls” (aka supermodels in their mid-twenties) who, oh dear, appear to have forgotten any suitable clothing!

 

TWISTED SISTER - I WANNA ROCK

Twisted Sister shove it to a total square of tutor that just DOESN'T WANT TO ROCK! That said, I still would have shit myself if a full-faced Dee Snider turned up during my detention...

 

FREE ENERGY - BANG POP

If a bunch of Pennsylvanian hipsters were to ever seize your high school, this is how it'd pan out apparently (note the sneaky cassette exchange).

 

VAN HALEN - HOT FOR TEACHER

We can't decide what notches higher on the “hot scale” - Waldo's teacher, or David Lee Roth's dance moves...

 

STEEL PANTHER - DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

Death to all but metal... and Steel Panther videos. And, uh, why wasn't Sarah Silverman my principal?!

 

And while not a “rock star,” nor an “invasion” per se, we can't possibly deny you Princess Britney and her catholic school girl fantasy in "Baby One More Time"...

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