WRESTLING IS AWESOME!!!!

7/31/12
Wrestling is awesome

Ah yes...something a little different here. But hey...we aim to help you get through your day. The title says it all, bro!

We <3 retro wrestling!

Watch the following videos and then answer me this one question: where oh where is this kind of drama in our indie music?!

WE NEED MORE BEEF! WE NEED MORE MUSCLES! WE NEED MORE MEAN GENE!

If only interviews with Thom “zzzz” Yorke were this interesting. Come on, man, threaten to pop a cap in Jack White's ass or something... anything...

 

RANDY SAVAGE

Randy “Macho Man” Savage is a BOSS! Who else can wear a head scarf and ski glasses and still look this fierce? My new life motto: “BUT THE BEAT GOES ON!!!!!!”

 

ULTIMATE WARRIOR

Is that face-paint on Ultimate Warrior's nose, or all the cocaine he snorted before doing this interview? Either way, can Ultimate Warrior be our new personal coach, please? We are sure he would make us want to SIEZE THE DAY!

 

HULK HOGAN

Mean Gene on downers + Hulk Hulgan on uppers = ABSOLUTE FUCKING INSANITY (and some very good facial hair). Remember kids: Hogan ALWAYS knows best! PS, stay tuned for a Donald Trump cameo. Really.

 

JESSE VENTURA

And finally, we present to you Jesse “The Body” Ventura, future Governor of Montana (seriously, we are not making this up) (Wikipedia said so) (we are moving to Montana right now).

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.