WTF: John Lennon is Pussy Whipped‏

2/7/13

Can we cut Yoko some slack?! Sure, she split up The Beatles and shit. But what about Linda?! She was equally as responsible for the death of The Fab Four! Paul fucked off to Scotland and became a fucking FARMER because of her!:

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But at least Linda's subsequent contribution to Paul's music did not make me want to, oh, gouge my EYES OUT (shut up, I know that I would still be able to hear, smart ass). I mean, remember WINGS?! The band The Beatles could have been?

As for Yoko...well. She is an untalented nutjob and John knew that. So maybe the Japanese are really good at sucking dick or something?! Why else would you let this woman take a turd on your amazing music?!:

So here's the story we want to tell...Chuck Berry was one of John's idols. In 1972, John got to play with him on The Mike Douglas Show. Regrettably, so did Yoko and her motherfucking bongo. Although Chuck nearly loses his shit when the crazy bitch starts screaming, John acts like nothing is up?!:

Check out the original pussy whip in all its naked glory below: