WTF: Weirdo Belting "California Gurls" on Bus

8/17/11

Um, I'm usually the person sitting next to this person.  But fortunately not this time.  Of course, I wouldn't be sitting but probably dancing.  If you can't afford cable...take the bus.  It's one of the best soruces of low brow entertainment.

And magically...yes we have an autotuned version...but even this vocal can't be salvaged. 

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[Snoop Dogg:]Greetings loved onesLet's take a journey

[Katy:]I know a placeWhere the grass is really greenerWarm, wet and wildThere must be something in the waterSippin' gin and juiceLaying underneath the palm treesThe boysBreak their necksTry'na to creep a little sneak peek(at us)You could travel the worldBut nothing comes closeTo the golden coastOnce you party with usYou'll be falling in loveOooooh Oh OoooohCalifornia girlsWe're unforgettableDaisy DukesBikinis on topSun-kissed skinSo hotWe'll melt your popsicleOooooh Oh OoooohCalifornia girlsWe're undeniableFine, fresh, fierceWe got it on lockWest coast representNow put your hands upOooooh Oh OoooohSex on the beachWe don't mind sand in our stilettoesWe freakIn my jeepSnoop Doggy Dogg on the stereoYou could travel the worldBut nothing comes closeTo the golden coastOnce you party with usYou'll be falling in loveOooooh Oh Oooooh

California girlsWe're unforgettableDaisy DukesBikinis on topSun-kissed skinSo hotWe'll melt your popsicleOooooh Oh Oooooh
California girlsWe're undeniableFine, fresh, fierceWe got it on lockWest coast representNow put your hands upOooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:]Tone, tanFit and readyTurn it up cause its gettin' heavyWild wild west coastThese are the girls I love the mostI mean the onesI mean like she's the oneKiss herTouch herSqueeze her buns
The girl's a freakShe drive a jeepIn Laguna BeachI'm okayI won't playI love the bayJust like I love LAVenice beachAnd Palm SpringsSummertime is everything
HomeboysBangin' outAll that assHangin' outBikinis, zucchinisMartinis, no weeniesJust the KingAnd the QueenyKaty my lady (yeah)Lookie here baby (uh huh)I'm all up on yaCuz you're representin' California (ohhh yeahh)
[Katy:]California girlsWe're unforgettableDaisy DukesBikinis on topSun-kissed skinSo hotWe'll melt your popsicleOooooh Oh Oooooh
California girlsWe're undeniableFine, fresh, fierceWe got it on lockWest coast represent(West coast, west coast)Now put your hands upOooooh Oh Oooooh
[Snoop Dogg:](Californiaaa, Californiaaa)California girls manI really wish you all could beCalifornia girls(Californiaaa)