10 INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: CARDI B VS THE GOVERNMENT

1/19/19
10 Instagram Moments

Celebrities, they are just like you and me with the only difference being talent (well, some at least) and a couple more zeros in their bank account. They age, go on rants, heck they even get sick, but they seem to do it much better… or at least it seems that their lives are way more interesting than hearing normal everyday humans talk about the same things celebs would talk about. Like, I’d rather know about Sam Smith’s eye infection and send him get well wishes ya know. With so much happening on Instagram ain’t nobody got time to worry about real humans. And with lots to cover and little time to spare We Are: The Guard present to you the Top Moments in Instagram this week.

 

SAM SMITH AND HAS A NEW BUDDY

 
 
 
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Stye with me

A post shared by Sam Smith (@samsmith) on Jan 14, 2019 at 3:36pm PST

Nothing is stopping this happy go lucky stud of a celeb. As gross and painful as styes may be Sam Smith knows how to keep a light sense of humor by creating the perfect caption for his new eye buddy “Stye with me.”

 

CARDI B 4 PREZ

We’re not into politics here but it’s freaking entertaining to hear Cardi B rant about our country’s latest happenings. With all her opinions and insight she might as well run for president of the United States. Could you imagine the oval office all deck out cardi style?

 

SKATE WITH DENM

Calling all skaters and party people, our boy DENM is looking for a few thousand people to star in his upcoming music video… okay so perhaps maybe not 1,000 … I really don’t know. Point is DM him on Instagram for full details and be sure to look your best!

 

LOGIC’S GOT MOVES

 
 
 
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@bobbyboy all 2019!

A post shared by Logic (@logic) on Jan 11, 2019 at 2:18pm PST

Who ever has said white boys can’t move they clearly haven’t seen this video because Logic was busting all sorts of moves here. Look at him! LOOK AT HIM! He was going so hard he had to stop and catch his breath.

 

MAGGIE ROGERS IS LEGIT NOW

 
 
 
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you bet i am

A post shared by Maggie Rogers (@maggierogers) on Jan 17, 2019 at 4:23pm PST

You know you’ve made it into the big leagues when you have your own branded keychain that perfectly describes you. In this case, it’s Maggie Rogers approving of what is now a written fact, “Maggie Rogers is witchy feminist rockstar.”

 

ALICE MERTON IS MINT

Indie songstress Alice Merton jas dropped her long-awaited album Mint, and from someone who listened to it this morning, I can honestly say it is freaking fresh! It had me dancing and singing along in my undies to catchy tracks like “Funny Business” and “No Roots.” If you need something to listen to this weekend Mint is a must.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIESTO

 
 
 
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Cheers to many more years

A post shared by Tiësto (@tiesto) on Jan 17, 2019 at 6:30am PST

Life goal: To look as good as Tiesto when I’m fifty. Impossible to believe that Tiesto is a year older. The man seems to not age a single day. Must be the champagne he drinks. I’ll have whatever he is having please, but put it on the birthday boy’s tab. Thanks!

 

MADONNA 10 YEAR CHALLENGE

 
 
 
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Apparently there is more! The Perks of Being a Wallflower. #thechallengeissurviving

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Jan 15, 2019 at 4:45am PST

The perk of being a Wallflower ???? False, the perk of having surgery and Botox, plus a team of beauty experts and a crap ton of wine. Whatever the case and truth the immortal Madonna looks fab.

 

DIPLO 10 YEAR CHALLENGE

 
 
 
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#10yearchallenge

A post shared by diplo (@diplo) on Jan 14, 2019 at 11:33am PST

Illuminati confirmed… Just in Diplo and James Van Der Beek are the same person. I knew it! I knew it! Looking back though, I never would have thought that Dawson Leery would be able to grow a mustache.

 

SKRILLEX IS GOOD AT EVERYTHING

 
 
 
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A post shared by Skrillex (@skrillex) on Jan 14, 2019 at 10:56am PST

Skrillex is currently winning at being a record producer, a DJ, a singer, a songwriter and we can now officially add to the list guitar shredder. What can’t he do?! -

Thanks for traveling down the Instagram feed with us. Hope you learned something new this week. We’ll see you again next week with more celeb posts.

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Beca Arredondo is easily unamused with all things not related to her interests. On her good days you can catch her avoiding the California sun and glued to her Mac plotting the next big thing. If you happen to run into her on the street and notice her wearing headphones do NOT disturb her. She is not responsible for any possible damage. Aside from the above she's very sweet and perky and responds well to good music and food.