Editorial

Let us peer through the gloom and take a walk through the past, present, and future of Goth music. These are the Best Goth Songs of All Time picked by a few of today's new generation of goth influencers and artists.
So, you went to see _________________ (band from your youth). The tickets cost _____________ (price-tag over $100) which was a lot more than you wanted to pay, but they were so important to you when you were not __________________ (thing you hate about yourself now).
Being in the public eye is hard as hell. Your absolute worst moments can be so easily captured by the paparazzi, your bitter studio engineer, or thousands of cell phone cameras held up by adoring (or hateful) fans.
Sure there are dozens of bands in costumes. But that hasn’t stopped a number of other fearless musicians to experiment with non-human frontmen in their bands. To put animals or robots to good work and see what comes of it. Some work, some don’t. Most are metal as hell. We’re glad we know about all of them.
Thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! As ever, I've spent the last week scrolling through the fastest-moving social network out there in order to bring you all of the juiciest tweets from our fave bands, artists, producers, and beyond!
Now that it's fall, I love nothing more than to spend my days snuggled up by my imaginary fire and creeping on my faves on social media. Luckily for you, I'm a generous person who's happy to share the results of these daily stalk seshes, hence We Are The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments.
Some celebrities, like these famous people below, were probably a little too egocentric and thought they had something they actually didn’t. Come down to memory lane with me and see 10 celebrities who failed at a music career.
I am a Narcotics Officer for the LAPD and you are all under arrest for reading this article. Don’t you dare think for a second that we don’t know what you music loving hippies are up to in your spare time. You think you’re being so cute with your clever nicknames and subtle references, but we're not as stupid as we look.

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