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Even though the true EDM loyalists might not come out for Trap anymore, DJs across America are hoping that Trappy T-shirts, Trappy water bottles, and a Trappy animated cartoon on FreeForm TV will bring the 14-19 year olds running back to those big sounds that were so successful.
There are the artists, the promoters, the security, the fans, the clean-up crew, the lightning technicians, the sound engineers… but they’ve all been given their due in the past. This one goes out to the true unheralded hero of the music festival: the ASL Translators.
Jay-Z, media mogul, former rap-icon, and househusband to Beyonce, has announced on Twitter that he will be taking on a new partnership with Smucker's brand jam. This should come as no surprise to those who have followed Sean Carter’s business moves over the years.
The tire screech of a quick getaway, a record scratch to pause the music, snorting a line of cocaine-- whatever you want the sound effect to represent, it can and it does. Skrrrt is the catch-all phrase for young rappers who don’t have any clue what to say in their song.
We’ve got the exclusive scoop on the lineup for (Name of Festival) Music Festival. For their current year in (City), (State) they have #blessed us with an absolutely (Generically Praising Millennial Adjective) lineup. This is HUGE. YASSSSSS!!!
I know I may look, act, talk, sing and show all the major signs like that of a depressed person, but I assure you I am not in the least bit sad.
Few things have changed more in my lifetime than Rap Beefs. What was once a legitimate threat to an artist’s life has now become a venue for some meme goof to come up with a whackass excuse for being a deadbeat dad. Today we go back to the turn of the century to a time when the stakes were a little higher.

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