Oh yeah, let’s get funky. Except not funky at all. Strange robotic vocals, all sorts of offbeat industrial noises and yet a tempo(s?) that somehow still manages to make you want to (...)
It has been exhaustingly established that the rapper/actor/singer/songwriter/celebrity son Jaden Smith is tuned into a higher plane of existence than the rest of us, and that we’re just along for a ride with his consciousness side.
Few things have changed more in my lifetime than Rap Beefs. What was once a legitimate threat to an artist’s life has now become a venue for some meme goof to come up with a whackass excuse for being a deadbeat dad. Today we go back to the turn of the century to a time when the stakes were a little higher.
After the hundreds of hours of social media content accumulated for her within the first month of her birth, Kulture “Offset-B” Kiari Cephus is set to be officially honored with a Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.
We here at We Are The Guard have received the exclusive scoop that Marshmello, America’s #1 EDM costumed DJ, will be joining the ranks of Lady Gaga, The Beatles, and Elvis, in making the leap from mainstages to mainscreens.
An Independent committee made up of respected music industry insiders have confirmed after a week-long conference, from the Crimean Peninsula resort city of Yalta, that DJ Khaled is not, in fact, the best music.
Okay so picture this for a second: you’re Post Malone, the wildly successful grunge/hip-hop star that has reached every possible benchmark of success and straight-up conquered the music industry by the age of 22. What else is there for you to do?
So I guess we all know that H&M is racist now. That’s fun. Not the first time a clothing company I’ve hated has been embroiled in a racist t-shirt controversy. The Weeknd (and G-Eazy hopping on a day later) are parting ways with the now defamed “hipster” clothing company.
Thought you’d heard every Michael Jackson rarity in existence? Every b-side, every studio outtake, every unofficial remix? Well, we’ve dug out a special spooky treat from the vaults, here at We Are The Guard, for your Halloween thrills & chills.
Calling all We Are The Guard followers and fans of the feel-good electronic duo DATABOY. Are you still waiting for your 15 seconds of fame? Do you still have a pathetic 31 views on your Insta-story? Don’t worry. We gon’ make you famous over here. Come be in DATABOY’s new music video!