THE 10 STUPIDEST THINGS ANYONE EVER DID AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL
Summer is the season for music festivals. With such events come some rather interesting people. From Coachella to Glastonbury, drunk and drugged festivalgoers go hardcore. I’m not talking about the douchebag yelling whooers or the typical trailer park trash. No, I’m talking about the ones completely out of their minds doing stupid things at music festival that you wouldn’t see everyday. These stupid things people do at music festival are quite the cringe worthy entertainment though. Take for instance these ten stupid heroes who lead to music festival infamy in the videos below:
1) HUMP A TREE
On the start of our list of stupid things people do at music festivals, here’s a girl who likes to have a companionship with a tree, to say the least. It’s one thing to use a tree as a convenient stripper pole, but this wasted warrior goes a step further by having an imaginary conversation with a palm tree that she proceeds to assault with her grinding.
2) SUPER SLOW-MO BRO
Not sure if this guy is in the Matrix or being possessed by a demon. Then again, he could just really be into the song. Have you ever seen anyone at music festival doing something stupid like this? I’m sure we all have.
3) WHO NEEDS TICKETS?
Doesn’t matter if you’re stupid or just plain bold. Forget tickets or waiting for the venue to open, just embody your inner gazelle and do what these people do.
4) BEACHED WHALE
When you’ve got it… I suppose you’re supposed to flaunt it, especially in a drunk crowd of music festivalgoers. But seriously, is this a Life Alert commercial or is he auditioning to become a backup dancer for Beyoncé?
5) STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE...
Maybe it was the flag or maybe he should just be a base. Kids, don’t try this at home.
If you don’t have anything better to do at a music festival, definitely give this one a shot. You know, because sub-par musicians just casually walk around music festivals all the time.
7) PIT PUNCH
In general the mosh pit is a likely place to get injured, but sometimes injury can come from unknown dance critics. Don’t do anything stupid like pissing this guy off:
8) A BAD TRIP
Maybe he’s just going yoga or getting in touch with nature. Either way, he’s also at a festival consisting of five people.
9) ONE FLIP-FLOP MAN
Men really shouldn’t wear flip-flops anyway…
10) PITCHING A TENT
Sometimes the hardest part of a music festival is camping out. Perhaps the smarter camper would’ve built his tent before getting white girl wasted.
So there you have it. These kings currently wear the crown and title for the top ten stupid things people do at music festivals. If you think you’ve seen worse, let’s see it! Or better yet, I challenge you to take their crowns at your next music festival.
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