10 TWITTER MOMENTS: BRITNEY SPEARS HOSTED A WEDDING FIT FOR A PRINCESS

by Jess Grant
6/14/22

Photo by Britney Spears

As I type this, the sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, and the flowers are in full bloom. A perfect morning to spend indoors scrolling through Twitter, basically. Between Britney Spears getting married, Cher getting abducted by aliens, and Lil Nas X getting served by Jack Harlow at KFC, there's been plenty of activity across Music Twitter over the last seven days. Iced coffee at the ready, then, as it's time for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments below!

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BRITNEY SPEARS HOSTED A WEDDING FIT FOR A PRINCESS

It's been a long time coming, but Britney Spears has finally found her happiness. I'm genuinely so in love with Britney and Sam Asghari, and honestly? Their wedding looked like the stuff of fairy tales. And don't even get me started on the guest list. Madonna, Paris Hilton, and Selena Gomez? The Spotify playlist of my dreams, you guys!

 

CHER GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND LIVE TWEETED IT

Erm, can somebody in her team check on Cher, please? LMAOOO? Don't get me wrong, the Queen of Pop is consistently bizarre and hilarious on Twitter, but this is really something else? An alien invading her mind and body? Okay, Mom? That said, I'm loving the fact she still found the time to spam all of the emojis in this tweet!

 

LIL NAS X WAS SERVED BY AN EXTRA SPICY JACK HARLOW

LMAOOO. And this is why Lil Nas X and Jack Harlow are my favorite comedy duo. It's good to see Nas X stopped by to support Jack while he was promoting his spicy chicken sandwich, which, by the way, isn't an innuendo. Just one question: Will Jack return the favor and pull up to Taco Bell? P.S. Somebody give KFC's social media team a raise!

 

SILK SONIC AND COLGATE NEED TO DROP THE COLLAB

Silk Sonic's Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak really do have the biggest and best teeth in the business, huh? It's surely only a matter of time until these two are offered an advertising contract with Colgate. Can you imagine the jingle? Oh, and can we also take a moment to appreciate Anderson's latest wig? It's an aesthetic!

 

JAPANESE BREAKFAST AND ZENDAYA HUNG OUT AND BROKE TWITTER

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP!

 

KID CUDI AND TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET REUNITED IN NEW YORK

Kid Cudi and Timothée Chalamet really are a gift that keeps on giving, huh? It feels like forever since that legendary dinner date with Kanye West and Pete Davidson, and while some of those friendships have since, rather unsurprisingly, come to an end, Cudi and Timothée are still as tight as ever. P.S. Anybody else super hyped for Entergalactic?

 

PARAMORE CELEBRATED 15 YEARS OF BEING EMO LEGENDS

While I can sympathize with music journalists getting it wrong every now and then, the line "Emo's great hopes attempt to expand their sound. They blow it" is pretty funny on reflection. On another note: Can you believe it's been 15 years since Paramore dropped Riot!? BRB, screaming "Misery Business" into my hairbrush like a hormonal teenager!

 

MISSY ELLIOTT AND JANET JACKSON ARE THE BFFS WE DESERVE

OMGGG. It's the way this Picsart-inspired video edit is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable thing I've ever seen on Twitter for me. Missy Elliott and Janet Jackson are officially the definition of best friend goals. Did anybody else totally lose it when the song kicked in? "Thank you for being a friend/Travel down the road and back again!"

 

CARDI B IS PRETTY AND PUNKY IN ALL PINK EVERYTHING

From the fit to the drip, everything about this is giving me life. While Nicki Minaj fans may have other things to say, I'm definitely here for the Pink Friday vibes Cardi B is serving us here. And I haven't even mentioned the bowl cut. Cardi has never been afraid to experiment with her hairstyle, but this has to be her punkiest era yet?

 

MACHINE GUN KELLY AND MEGAN FOX ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER

Me every time I see Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox being adorable as hell:

I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.