10 TWITTER MOMENTS: CHER DEFENDS TAYLOR SWIFT
Hey stans and stanettes, and thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! I hate to break it to you, but it's actually been a pretty quiet seven days on the celebrity social media front... PSYCH! Unless you've been living under a rock with no Wi-Fi connection, you'll know that the tea has been PIPING HOT on Twitter this week! Whether your #TeamTaylor or #TeamScott, then, make sure that you're locked in as you're not going to want to miss out on the following 280-character highlights from Cher, Lil Nas X, Nick Jonas, Mariah Carey, Lizzo, and more!
CHER DEFENDS TAYLOR SWIFT
Unfortunately Can Relate 2 Having Millions Stolen,A FEW TIMES.Some Close,Some Very Close,Some Supposed 2 Protect Me..
PULL UP UR BIG-GIRL
PULL ON UR RHINESTONE COMBAT BOOTS,KICK
“YOU ARE A RICH MAN”
— Cher (@cher) July 1, 2019
Ladies and gentlemen: The Queen has spoken. Scooter Braun may have Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato coming to his defense on social media, but one artist who doesn't have his back is Cher. I'm pretty sure that this officially makes Taylor Swift the winner of this whole entire beef, but I'm just waiting on Barbra Streisand to confirm.
LIL NAS X COMES OUT
some of y’all already know, some of y’all don’t care, some of y’all not gone fwm no more. but before this month ends i want y’all to listen closely to c7osure. pic.twitter.com/O9krBLllqQ
— nope (@LilNasX) June 30, 2019
Lil Nas X coming out on the final day of Pride Month is the tonic that I needed to get me through the rest of 2019. The “Old Town Road” artist is out here topping charts, breaking records, and making history – and now he's inspiring millions of other LGBTQ+ kids that they can do the same! How amazing is that?!
deadass thought i made it obvious pic.twitter.com/HFCbVqBkLM
— nope (@LilNasX) June 30, 2019
THUNDERCAT V.S. CLIMATE CHANGE
global warming ain’t slowin down so I got in this hurricane simulator at the mall so I can practice gettin cussed out by my girl while the world ends pic.twitter.com/9mGQRnNIBq
— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) June 26, 2019
Thundercat: Funkmaster, bass extraordinaire, and groundbreaking climate change activist. Greta Thunberg could never.
P.S. Is he holding a Dragon Ball?! LOL.
NICK JONAS AND PRIYANKA CHOPRA <3 “SEÑORITA”
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) June 26, 2019
Erm – is anyone else as obsessed with the idea of Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra dancing on a superyacht somewhere to “Señorita” by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello as I am?! We stan a couple with impeccable taste!
— Shawn Mendes (@ShawnMendes) June 26, 2019
FINNEAS IS A MOOD
A lot of annoying music out there Jesus Christ
— FINNEAS (@finneas) June 26, 2019
*Turns on radio once*
HALSEY AND YUNGBLUD ARE EVERYTHING
and say I love you by sending a mariachi band playing Oasis to greet your girlfriend 15 minutes before she leaves for the airport so now she unfortunately has to murder you https://t.co/YtjPKkvmOa
— h (@halsey) July 3, 2019
Is it weird that I'm more obsessed with Halsey's love life than I am my own?! Having watched men hurt her over and over again (*cough* G-Eazy *cough*), I'm SO glad that the “Nightmare” singer has finally found someone that treats her right in the form of British act YUNGBLUD. Here's to more happy endings!
i love ya
— YUNGBLUD (@yungblud) July 3, 2019
MARIAH CAREY AND KEHLANI SHARE THE LOVE
It hit me differently at sunrise too after singing Fly Like A Bird all night! https://t.co/7vrE8PvcRi
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) July 1, 2019
The best thing about Twitter is getting to see all my of faves interacting with and supporting each other. Case in point: Mariah Carey and Kehlani coming together over their shared love of the ICONIC, LEGENDARY The Emancipation of Mimi. No kidding – my skin is glowing and my health is fully restored, and it's all because of this conversation right here!
ELLIE GOULDING DOES THE #BOTTLECAPCHALLENGE
Suck it pic.twitter.com/aGriSl2VWz
— Ellie Goulding (@elliegoulding) July 2, 2019
Everyone is declaring British actor Jason Statham the winner of the #BottleCapChallenge – the latest “viral challenge” to take over Twitter this summer – but they clearly haven't got a load of Ellie Goulding's cap-kicking skills. My only question: Whose face do you think that El was thinking about when she did this?!
P.S. Hi, Katy!
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 2, 2019
LIZZO STILL WANTS TO PLAY URSULA
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) June 29, 2019
How COULD you, Disney?! Melissa McCarthy is okay and all, but EVERYONE knows that Lizzo was born to play Ursula in the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid! To paraphrase “Truth Hurts”: “I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that sea witch!” #JusticeForLizzo
CARDI B SHARES ADORABLE VIDEO OF KULTURE
Maaaa attitude pic.twitter.com/elpMjb7BCI
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) July 2, 2019
OMG! Kulture is literally the cutest bubba-boo EVER! Is it me or is she also turning into a miniature Cardi B before our very eyes?! That lil' hat is giving me LIFE!
Follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for more, DUH! x
Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.