10 TWITTER MOMENTS: CHRISTMAS EDITION
Remember that thing I said about this being our final 10 Twitter Moments of the decade? Yeah, forget I ever said that... You see, celebrities are just like us. They celebrate Christmas just like us. They eat, drink, and exchange gifts just like us. And it turns out they also spend the entire holiday season on social media to avoid talking to family just like us. It only seemed right, then, that We Are: The Guard revived this column one last time before 2020. So, without further ado, enjoy this extra special 10 Twitter Moments: Christmas Edition, featuring Lizzo, Cardi B, Mariah Carey, and more.
LIZZO IS A CHRISTMAS CUTIE
I love y’all pic.twitter.com/QM4V9Q1ytc
— Feelin Good As Hell (@lizzo) December 25, 2019
Baby, how you feelin'? FEELIN' CUTE AS HELL! Seriously, how adorable does Dizzy Miss Lizzo look in front of her Christmas tree? Get that eggnog, girl – you deserve it after the year you've had!
SIA BECAME A KARDASHIAN FOR CHRISTMAS
— sia (@Sia) December 27, 2019
I never thought I'd see the day when Sia would become a Kardashian, but here we are! Can we also talk about North West's outfit? The fit game is on point!
CHET PORTER AND THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS FAMILY ARGUMENT
my family is arguing at the table about politics and someone just said climate change isn’t real, merry christmas everyone!
— chet porter (@chetporter) December 25, 2019
Let's face it: Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a resident climate change denier. Sending you my thoughts and prayers during this time, Chet!
P.S. Same energy:
this has been an “ok boomer” type Christmas
— XYLØ (@xylo) December 26, 2019
ALICIA KEYS HAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST HACK EVER
My favorite holiday treat is eggnog french toast. I use eggnog instead of milk and it’s SUPER DELICIOUS. Best breakfast ever!! What about ya’ll??
— Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) December 27, 2019
I just had a heart attack reading this tweet, but let me tell you: It was the tastiest heart attack ever. Alicia Keys needs to come and make this calorific Christmas breakfast for me STAT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CARDI B
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) December 24, 2019
Slightly off-topic, but... Can we just take a moment to appreciate this was how Cardi B was spending her Christmas Eve? Tweetin' sh*t like this? Never change, Belcalis!
MILEY CYRUS HAD A DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS
Happy Holidays from America’s most dysfunctional family pic.twitter.com/U92jwvoAfH
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 24, 2019
I'd love to be a fly on the wall during Christmas at the Cyrus household. Do they just spend the whole day smoking weed? Singing country songs? Twerking, perhaps? I have no idea, but I'm sure it's a HOOT!
Can someone explain why they're dressed for a funeral, though???
SOCCER MOMMY'S CHRISTMAS SOUNDTRACK
joni mitchell blue really is the only good christmas album
— soccer mommy (@sopharela) December 24, 2019
WIZ KHALIFA IS ALL ABOUT THOSE CHRISTMAS LEFTOVERS
Roll somethin and get the day started. Nigga them leftovers is still good
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) December 26, 2019
Wiz is right. Christmas isn't over until every last bit of food has been eliminated. Now if you'll excuse me, I have several leftover tofurky sandwiches to be getting on with.
LIL NAS X IS SENDING YOU GOOD VIBES FOR 2020
stop scrolling !!! IM FROM THE FUTURE i need to let you know that 2020 will be the best year you’ve ever had ! u finna accomplish so much & learn a lot about life!! i’m so proud of you no cap !! ight u can scroll now!!
— nope (@LilNasX) December 19, 2019
Nothing to see here, just Lil Nas X blessing your TL with a bunch of good vibes as we approach 2020. We stan a positive energy-manifesting king!!!
MARIAH CAREY. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE TITLE
Merry Christmas!!!! pic.twitter.com/89PyF5fWGo
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) December 25, 2019
A holiday greeting from the queen of Christmas herself? What more could you possibly ask for this festive season???
Follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for more! Happy holidays! xxx
Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.