10 TWITTER MOMENTS: CHRISTMAS EDITION

by Jess Grant
12/27/19

Remember that thing I said about this being our final 10 Twitter Moments of the decade? Yeah, forget I ever said that... You see, celebrities are just like us. They celebrate Christmas just like us. They eat, drink, and exchange gifts just like us. And it turns out they also spend the entire holiday season on social media to avoid talking to family just like us. It only seemed right, then, that We Are: The Guard revived this column one last time before 2020. So, without further ado, enjoy this extra special 10 Twitter Moments: Christmas Edition, featuring Lizzo, Cardi B, Mariah Carey, and more.

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LIZZO IS A CHRISTMAS CUTIE

Baby, how you feelin'? FEELIN' CUTE AS HELL! Seriously, how adorable does Dizzy Miss Lizzo look in front of her Christmas tree? Get that eggnog, girl – you deserve it after the year you've had!

 

SIA BECAME A KARDASHIAN FOR CHRISTMAS

I never thought I'd see the day when Sia would become a Kardashian, but here we are! Can we also talk about North West's outfit? The fit game is on point!

 

CHET PORTER AND THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS FAMILY ARGUMENT

Let's face it: Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a resident climate change denier. Sending you my thoughts and prayers during this time, Chet!

P.S. Same energy:

 

ALICIA KEYS HAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST HACK EVER

I just had a heart attack reading this tweet, but let me tell you: It was the tastiest heart attack ever. Alicia Keys needs to come and make this calorific Christmas breakfast for me STAT.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS, CARDI B

Slightly off-topic, but... Can we just take a moment to appreciate this was how Cardi B was spending her Christmas Eve? Tweetin' sh*t like this? Never change, Belcalis!

P.S. If you were hoping for the real answer, LOL.

 

MILEY CYRUS HAD A DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during Christmas at the Cyrus household. Do they just spend the whole day smoking weed? Singing country songs? Twerking, perhaps? I have no idea, but I'm sure it's a HOOT!

Can someone explain why they're dressed for a funeral, though???

 

SOCCER MOMMY'S CHRISTMAS SOUNDTRACK

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We Are: The Guard's Indie Christmas is a close second, though...

 

 

 

WIZ KHALIFA IS ALL ABOUT THOSE CHRISTMAS LEFTOVERS

Wiz is right. Christmas isn't over until every last bit of food has been eliminated. Now if you'll excuse me, I have several leftover tofurky sandwiches to be getting on with.

 

LIL NAS X IS SENDING YOU GOOD VIBES FOR 2020

Nothing to see here, just Lil Nas X blessing your TL with a bunch of good vibes as we approach 2020. We stan a positive energy-manifesting king!!!

 

MARIAH CAREY. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE TITLE

A holiday greeting from the queen of Christmas herself? What more could you possibly ask for this festive season???

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Follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for more! Happy holidays! xxx

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.