10 TWITTER MOMENTS: KANYE WEST AND DR. DRE ANNOUNCE JESUS IS KING PART II

by Jess Grant
11/20/19

I pretty much spent the whole weekend binging on episodes of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets. I'm not sure how I've managed to avoid the Jimmy Kimmel spin-off for so long, but it turns out that celebrities getting butthurt by a bunch of keyboard warriors actually makes for really entertaining viewing! If you haven't already, I definitely recommend that you check out the latest music edition when you get the chance. Green Day drummer Tré Cool gets called “the emo version of Ted Cruz” at one point and I've not known peace since. Here's this week's dose of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Kanye West, Barbra Streisand, Lady Gaga, and more.

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KANYE WEST AND DR. DRE ANNOUNCE JESUS IS KING PART II

Every Kanye fan right now knowing full well that they're about to be plunged into another 50-year wait for an album:

 

THE WEEKND HAS A QUESTION

Come on, Abel. Everyone knows that you're the “king of the fall,” so don't act like you can't answer this question. Just drop the album and be done with these “wicked games,” already!

 

BARBRA STREISAND GIVES ADVICE TO ARIANA GRANDE

One vocalist legend advising another vocalist legend? We love to see it! Okay, so it's kind of awkward that Barbra is out here telling an outspoken vegan activist to “get some chicken soup,” BUT WE STAN REGARDLESS!

 

HALSEY DENIES PREGNANY RUMORS

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Halsey and Evan Peters shippers, but no, Miss. Frangipane is NOT with child! It turns out that she's simply “with pancakes,” which is quite honestly a mood and a vibe.

 

ELLA MAI LOVES DISNEY PLUS...

Ugh. The taste jumped out, Miss. Mai! That's so Raven and Lizzie McGuire are literally the only two reasons why I'll be subscribing to Disney+, and let me tell you, that $6.99 will be worth EVERY! SINGLE! CENT!

 

...AND SO DOES DILLLON FRANCIS

SIGN ME UP, ALREADY!

 

LADY GAGA IS A TWITTER TROLL

TIL: If you collect enough trolls, you eventually become one. Jokes aside, Lady Gaga becoming a full-time Twitter Shitposter is not the career trajectory that I expected this 2019, but I'll take it!

 

KACEY MUSGRAVES IS HUNGOVER

Exclusive footage of me Googling this tweet word for word from my deathbed every Sunday morning:

 

MARIAH CAREY MEETS MILLIE BOBBY BROWN

My first reaction to this photograph: Since when did Millie Bobby Brown become an actual adult? My second reaction to this photograph: OMG! Mariah Carey is literally the best mom ever! My third reaction to this photograph:

 

LIZZO IS TURNING UP THE HEAT

TURN IT UP, LIZZO!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.