10 TWITTER MOMENTS: KATY PERRY IS THE QUEEN OF PLASTIC BAGS
DAMN! I thought I was addicted to Twitter, but then Donald Trump went on that two-day tweetstorm over the weekend. What a hot mess! Can Michelle Obama break into the White House and steal his phone, already?! Anyways, while the Prez was busy wildin' out at SNL reruns (lol), I'm pleased to say there were far more relevant things taking place across Celebrity Twitter over the last seven days! Forget whatever it is your boss has lined up for you this Hump Day, then, as it's time to check out this week's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Katy Perry, Kid Cudi, Cardi B, 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, and more!
KATY PERRY IS THE QUEEN OF PLASTIC BAGS
This what I meant https://t.co/68ptvsporn
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) March 18, 2019
Remember that plastic bag from Katy Perry's “Firework?!” This is it now. Feel old yet?!
P.S. OF COURSE this is Katy Perry's most-liked tweet of all time. Never change, Twitter.
WHEN KID CUDI MET THE FONZ
love Henry!! https://t.co/WFpq3QkInb
— The Chosen One (@KidCudi) March 15, 2019
Kid Cudi and The Fonz in the same pic?! This...this is too much. I don't know what strange chain of events led to these two encountering each other or what they could have possibly spoken about while together, but I do know I'm HERE FOR IT. Brb, going to make this my lock screen. How wholesome is Kid Cudi's smile?!
CARDI B WANTS THE CARDI D
I need dick for breakfast
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) 14 March 2019
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but Cardi B isn't about to settle for some bacon and eggs. No, Cardi B wants the Cardi D, baby! Well, it IS a high source of protein, after all. Meanwhile, Offset is over here reading this tweet like:
50 CENT IS THE BURGER KING
— 50cent (@50cent) 18 March 2019
OMG! This is GENIUS! Someone give the Burger King marketing team a raise, already! How much do you think 50 Cent got paid to do this ad?! Enough to buy him an unlimited amount of Burger King's 50-cent coffee, THAT'S for sure!
it just made cents
— Burger King (@BurgerKing) March 18, 2019
ICE-T'S DICK PIC BROKE INSTAGRAM
I knew I shouldn’t have posted that Dick pic.... smh. Crashed everything...
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 13, 2019
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up. Is Ice-T actually out here claiming his dick pic was responsible for The Great Instagram Outage of 2019?! I'm...shook. Perhaps the file was, ahem, too large for their servers to handle?! Lol. Anyways, feel free to repost now the 'gram is back up and running, Ice!
LIZZO AND SETH ROGEN ARE GETTING MARRIED
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) 13 March 2019
WHERE'S MY INVITE?!
JANET JACKSON PHOTOSHOPPED THE GLASTONBURY POSTER
— Janet Jackson (@JanetJackson) 18 March 2019
This. Is. Iconic. Janet Jackson has edited the Glastonbury poster to make it appear as though she's headlining the legendary music festival, when in reality, she isn't. While the original poster reads “The Killers, The Cure, Stormzy, Kylie, Janet Jackson,” Janet has rearranged the whole thing so it looks like SHE'S top billing. We stan a Photoshop queen.
Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2019 line-up poster, which includes our final two Pyramid Stage headliners: @TheKillers (Saturday) and @TheCure (Sunday). Many more acts and attractions still to be announced. pic.twitter.com/jYOoTQQurf
— Glastonbury Festival (@GlastoFest) 15 March 2019
SOULJA BOY BECOMES THE “FIRST RAPPER TO SIGN A DOG”
First rapper to sign a dog. Welcome Swaggy to sodmg records his new album drops this summer pic.twitter.com/mWEhqy3DM4
— Soulja Boy (Trap 3x) (@souljaboy) March 19, 2019
I'm becoming increasingly convinced Soulja Boy is basically just an elaborate performance art piece à la Joaquin Phoenix circa 2009 at this point. And honestly?! I ain't even mad.
INTRODUCING KACEY MUSGRAVES, PHD
“Better to be cunty than thirsty.”
~ Aristotle, c. 338 B.C
— K A C E Y M U S G R A V E S (@KaceyMusgraves) March 17, 2019
I LOVE philosophy!
GNASH LOVES QUEER EYE
i think queer eye is my fav show ever.
— we (@gnash) March 18, 2019
YAS QUEEN! Like I needed any further reasons to love gnash! On a more personal note, I'm pretty sure Queer Eye has overtaken Friends for me in terms of “Netflix shows I binge-watch on a daily basis as a form of self-care.”
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.