10 TWITTER MOMENTS: LIL NAS X CLAPS BACK AT CONSERVATIVE TWITTER

by Jess Grant
3/31/21

This week on Twitter!

Shrimp Tails!

The Suez Canal!

Zooey Deschanel’s Forehead!

What did we do to deserve this bird app?

Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Lil Nas X, Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, and more!

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LIL NAS X CLAPS BACK AT CONSERVATIVE TWITTER

IT’S LIL NAS X’S MONTERO AND WE’RE ALL JUST LIVING IN IT! The video for “Call Me by Your Name” was everything I hoped it’d be and then some and the subsequent fallout from Conservative Twitter has quite honestly made it a million times more deliciously devilish *chef’s kiss*! Brb, strapping on my thigh-high boots and finding me a Satan to twerk on!

 

MILEY CYRUS AND HANNAH MONTANA RECONNECT

“Not a day goes by I forget where I came from. A building in Burbank, California with a room full of people with the power to fulfill my destiny. And that they did. They gave me you. The greatest gift a girl could ask for. I love you Hannah Montana.” IS SOMEONE CHOPPING ONIONS? Jokes aside, this is the most heartfelt thing I’ve ever read. HANNAH MONTANA FOREVER <3!

 

ARIANA GRANDE IS A JUDGE ON THE VOICE

OMFG! Can you hear that sound? That, ladies and gentlemen, is Arianators up and down the country practicing their best whistle notes in time for the next season of The Voice. Ariana Grande is really about to show reality television how it’s done and I’m quite frankly here for it! Oh, and can we take a moment to appreciate the Scary Spice vibe Ariana is channeling in this pic? LEGENDARY!

 

KENNY BEATS GIVES A MUCH-NEEDED PEP TALK

FACTS, KENNY BEATS! Never forget, age is just a number! If you have the talent, your time will come! P.S. Looking for further help on making it in the music industry? Feel free to check out We Are: The Guard founder Benjamin Groff’s best-selling book How Do I Get a Record Deal? Sign Yourself! for more fire tips and tricks! YOU CAN DO THIS! *Shameless plug*

 

DIONNE WARWICK CANCELS WHITE BOY SUMMER

DIONNE WARWICK HAS SPOKEN! White Boy Summer is officially canceled, people! Sorry not sorry, Chet Hanks! I HAVE TO LAUGH!

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HALLE BAILEY CELEBRATES TURNING 21

The Most Adorable Human Being on Planet Earth – aka Halle Bailey – takes time out from shooting the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid in London in order to celebrate her 21st birthday. If these pics didn’t make you squeal from cuteness, you clearly have no soul. Side-note: Who else spent the best part of 10 minutes zooming in looking for a card from Beyoncé? LMAO!

 

SERENA ISIOMA IS A GENDER-DEFYING ROCK STAR

NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY NONBINARY ROCK STAR SERENA ISIOMA <3! Brb, listening to The Leo Sun Sets EP on repeat for the rest of the goddamn day *sips tea*.

 

HAYLEY WILLIAMS IS EMBRACING TWITTER TYPOS

I’ve spent more time tweeting and deleting typos on Twitter than I care to mention, so this important service update from Hayley Williams hit different. Perhaps we should all consider embracing this form of chaotic-good energy going forward. Consider it a non-violent form of protest until Twitter finally gives us the edit button the bird app has been begging for since 2006.

 

SURIEL HESS GOT SENT A BUNCH OF FREE M&M’s

Forget “a GRAMMY Award" or “a gold disc.” I’m sorry, but you’re only truly making it in this industry if you’re being sent a champagne bottle’s worth of M&M’s. More specifically, a champagne bottle’s worth of M&M’s with your name and face printed on them. Having previously talked to us about his love for these chocolate treats, We Are: The Guard genuinely couldn’t be happier for Suriel Hess!

 

BTS STAND UP AGAINST ASIAN HATE

And finally, an incredibly, deeply important message from our BTS boys. #StopAsianHate #StopAAPIHate

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.