10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MADONNA AND LADY GAGA END THEIR EIGHT-YEAR FEUD

by Jess Grant
2/27/19

It has absolutely nothing to do with music, but if I had to pick my favorite thing to happen on Twitter this week, it would have to be the CIA live-tweeting the Oscars. I mean...

...you don't get THIS kind of content on Instagram or Snapchat or TikTok or whatever app it is that the kids are using these days. Anyways, while the CIA was defending the nation with their random movie trivia, our favorite bands and artists were also busy entertaining us this week with their 280-character odes to the Oscars and beyond. Make sure that your phone battery is fully charged, then, as it's time to scroll through another edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Madonna, Cardi B, The Weeknd, and more!

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MADONNA AND LADY GAGA END THEIR EIGHT-YEAR FEUD

Skin?! Cleared.
Crops?! Flourishing.
Hotel?! Trivago.

Jokes aside, I'm so happy that my Italian queens have finally come together after eight years of warfare to restore peace to the land and its people. This should be in history textbooks.

 

CARDI B IS LOOKING FOR A CHEF

Since I failed at my audition to become Kylie Jenner's new BFF, I'm now in the process of applying to become Cardi B's chef. No, really, Cardi, hotline bling me for the best grilled cheeses and PB&Js in the whole of LA.

PS: Anyone for a bonus video of Kulture?!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS WANTS TO DO “SHALLOW” WITH CONOR OBERST

WHERE DO I SIGN?! CC: @ConorOberst?!

Oh, and don't forget to recreate “THE LOOK!”

the look

 

LIZZO HAS A SECRET ADMIRER

OMG! Shawn Mendes is thirsty for the “Juice,” baby! Hahaha! This video of the Canadian hottie eyeing up Lizzo at the Brit Awards last Wednesday is officially giving me life! Lizzo really is THAT bitch!

 

ALAYNA HAS A QUESTION

*Goes to LA once*

 

ALICIA KEYS TAKES US TO PIANO PRACTICE

Let's face it, Alicia Keys is far too talented for her own good (did you SEE her Grammys medley?!), but the NYC native is here to remind us that it isn't easy being a genius! It takes hard work and determination, and yes, even geniuses suck on occasion!

 

ELOHIM IS A FEMINIST ICON

YAAAAAS!!!!!

 

 

THE WEEKND STILL HASN'T DROPPED THE ALBUM

Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, these better be some kind of lyrics because I NEED THAT GODDAMN ALBUM! Stop scrolling through Bella Hadid's Instagram and GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE STUDIO!

 

CAPPA CAN'T SLEEP WITH SOCKS ON

There are two types of people in this world: People who sleep with socks on, and people who sleep without socks on. And if you fall into the former camp: You're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

 

THE 1975's MATTY HEALY WILL STEAL YOUR AIRPODS

Of course The 1975's Matty Healy is that one person in iMessage who never says anything for six months and then suddenly appears with a selfie like this. Can this man be any more of a Meme Lord?!

PS: Did anyone else cry at the fact that Matty has named this group chat “My brothers?”

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.