10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MARIAH CAREY IS FLYING TO ASPEN FOR THE HOLIDAYS

12/22/21

Christmas is a time for family, friends, and spending some quality moments offline, right? Right? WRONG! While I should probably be putting the finishing touches to my festive vegan banquet, nothing, not even Santa Claus, can stop me from scrolling through the absolute chaos that is Music Twitter. Before the team and I officially clock off for the holidays, then, why not check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Mariah Carey, Troye Sivan, Cher, and seven other favorites?

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MARIAH CAREY IS FLYING TO ASPEN FOR THE HOLIDAYS

There's nothing that says "Christmas is coming!" quite like Mariah Carey climbing aboard her private airplane for her annual stay in Aspen, Colorado. I'm honestly glad to see our "All I Want for Christmas Is You" royalties being put to such good use! P.S. Mariah and Bryan Tanaka are couple goals!

 

TROYE SIVAN IS THIRSTY FOR HIS BOOSTER SHOT

A whole damn mood from Troye Sivan, much? It feels like everybody I know is coming down with COVID-19 right now, and honestly? It's giving me serious "March 2020" vibes. Don't forget to get your booster shots, people! Oh, and keep masking up and sanitizing those hands! Omicron ain't playing!

 

CHER IS MAKING US FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS COUPLE

It's kind of hilarious to think Cher could be hiding around a corner, ready to take our photograph at any given moment in life. What a truly chaotic concept! Anyways, can somebody tell me how this couple is real? How are they so gorgeous? I'm also loving Twitter doing its thang and identifying them!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS AND THE KILLERS HAVE TO DROP THIS

While this mash-up has huge "big day for annoying people" energy, you have to admit it totally slaps? Of course, Phoebe Bridgers and The Killers are no strangers to collaborating, but I fear I'm not going to be able to sleep at night until we get an official studio version of "Mr. Kyotoside!"

 

AL GREEN IS VERY MUCH ALIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

WHAT! A! LEGEND!

Al Green

 

JACK HARLOW REVISITS HIS OLD SCHOOL IN LOUISVILLE

Erm, well, this is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen? Jack Harlow revisited his old school in Louisville, Kentucky on Friday, and unsurprisingly, the "INDUSTRY BABY" rapper made quite the entrance. It's genuinely emotional seeing how far he's come over the years? Dude even has a KFC deal?

 

CARDI B REVEALS WHAT HER KID WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS

Can you believe Cardi B is richer than all of her fans combined, but only has to buy her kid a yo-yo from Dollar Tree this Christmas? Meanwhile, I'm over here going broke buying my entire family air fryers? SIGH! Jokes aside, I hope Cardi pimps that toy out in Swarovski crystals!

 

CHARLI XCX NEEDS TO COME BACK TO SNL IN 2022

COVID-19 has taken so much from us over recent years, but Omicron canceling the Charli XCX, Caroline Polachek, and Christine and the Queens performance on SNL over the weekend was quite frankly a step too far! I'm genuinely totally devastated for Charli and her whole team! BRING ON 2022!

 

LIZZO CLAPS BACK AT THE TWITTER TROLLS

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT! Oh, and don't forget to add flutist extraordinaire and Captain America's future baby momma to that list. Haha! Seriously, though, it's actually insane to me people are going around calling other people "Lizzo" as an insult when it's in fact the biggest compliment ever?

 

RIHANNA IS THE GRINCH WE DESERVE THIS CHRISTMAS

Rihanna really said: "Pregnancy? What pregnancy?" Nevertheless, I really can't blame A$AP Rocky for wanting to have all of the babies with Miss. Robyn Fenty. Can we also agree The Grinch quite honestly has nothing on Rihanna in a fluffy green bikini? Dr. Seuss is officially quaking!

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Merry Christmas, Twitterheads! xo

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.