10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MARIAH CAREY INVENTED HAND SANITIZERS
by Jess Grant
9/2/20
This week on Twitter: Macaulay Culkin makes us feel very old, mentally, I’m here, and Black Panther’s Chadwick Boseman breaks our collective heart with what has gone on to become the most-liked tweet ever on the app.
— Chadwick Boseman (@chadwickboseman) August 29, 2020
Rest in power, King T’Challa.
Check out this week’s edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Mariah Carey, Katy Perry, Cardi B, and more.
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MARIAH CAREY INVENTED HAND SANITIZERS
Invented hand sanitizers https://t.co/jy7rmVREYW
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) August 26, 2020
“Just pick up a bottle. It’s at your nearest store. It’s not that deep.” I’m sorry, but, Doctor Anthony Fauci, who?
KATY PERRY IS A MULTITASKING ICON
delivering a baby and a record in the same week, dont f*ck with mama aka #whatmakesawoman #smile
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August 27, 2020
Katy Perry delivering a baby and releasing an album in the same week? We love a multitasking icon!
dang... Moo! (Bitch Im A Cow) hits differently now @DojaCat
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August 31, 2020
CARDI B SERVES SOME WAP TEA
Didn’t she used to sell that Wap? https://t.co/ahgIf96S6a
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 26, 2020
Cardi B after pressing “send” on this tweet:
LADY GAGA IS SLAYING IN FACE MASKS
I was wearing face shields before it was a thing #VMAs pic.twitter.com/Udq8ixlx75
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 30, 2020
Of course Lady Gaga is out here royally slaying in face masks! Why did I expect anything less from my Chromatica queen?
#VMAs pic.twitter.com/fMbzq8eIwv
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 31, 2020
PHOEBE BRIDGERS IS AN ALTERNATE-UNIVERSE TAYLOR SWIFT
https://t.co/VK5ZjFgr5I pic.twitter.com/M3H36UWRur
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) August 28, 2020
How about “Phoebe Bridgers is Taylor Swift if Taylor Swift was sorted into Slytherin and not Gryffindor?”
RICH BRIAN IS GOING TO BE AN EVIL DAD
when i have kids im getting a super slow internet plan in the house & see if they crack. its good for character building. only the strong survives
— Rich Brian (@richbrian) August 30, 2020
OMG! So I thought I’d be a strict parent, but this is downright evil from Rich Brian! EVIL I TELL YOU!
THUNDERCAT IS HIBERNATING FOR THE REST OF 2020
Alright I’m bout to go back to sleep pic.twitter.com/tW6kcv2gbH
— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) August 30, 2020
Me every day since January:
TROYE SIVAN REUNITES WITH NASH
6 weeks turned into 7 months, but everything is okay now pic.twitter.com/ELirRNyQ9s
— troye (@troyesivan) September 1, 2020
I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING! Jokes aside, if you still haven’t watched Troye Sivan’s YouTube vlog of him reuniting with his dog Nash after seven months apart, then what are you waiting for?
DOJA CAT LOVES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FOR THIS REASON
my chemical romance is good for drowning out vibrator sounds.
— gonads lol (@DojaCat) August 28, 2020
— gonads lol (@DojaCat) August 28, 2020
BEBE REXHA IS SERVING US AU NATURAL
Au natural pic.twitter.com/uGw0EWyqzv
— Bebe Rexha (@BebeRexha) August 26, 2020
Erm, a serve from Bebe Rexha, much? We have no choice but to stan this body-positive legend!
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.