10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MARIAH CAREY IS TOO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS
I'm not sure if it's because Halloween is finally over or because Twitter has at last banned political ads (hint, hint, Mark Zuckerberg!), but my feed has definitely been looking less scary over the last seven days. That doesn't mean that it's been any less entertaining, however, as we're about to find out in the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. Just grab a Starbucks of your choice (the red cups are officially back, people!) as we check out the following 280-character highlights from Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, The Weeknd, Cardi B, Lady Gaga, and more.
MARIAH CAREY IS TOO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS
Breaking news pic.twitter.com/PBwOYLRpJK
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) 1 November 2019
I've always said that it's not Christmas until Mariah Carey, The Keeper of Seasons, says that it's Christmas. Well, good news, folks. IT'S TIME*!!!!!
*For Mariah to get her royalties.
ARIANA GRANDE REFLECTS ON HER EMOTIONAL YEAR
it’s been one hall of a productive, emotional, wild and yet ... happy! year. thankful for my babies who have provided me with endless strength, energy and inspiration... and to my friends who have held me together on the road and at home. i’m sure they’re just as exhausted lmao.
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 3, 2019
“thank u, next” turned a year old on Sunday (crazy, I know!), and Ariana Grande had – well – a LOT to say about it on Twitter. I just have one question: How big is Piggy Smallz these days???
anyway, not sure why this anniversary has made me ramble on so much but .... my heart feels good. even though everything is up in the air / i still have a million questions ... i’ve accepted it and feel somewhat whole and that feels like something worth sharing. i guess. love u.
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 3, 2019
THE WEEKND'S HALLOWEEN MAKEUP WON'T COME OFF
the clown won’t come off pic.twitter.com/MHXe8XJr9g
— The Weeknd (@theweeknd) November 2, 2019
The Weeknd was quick to put my dollar-store Joker to shame this Halloween, but all I can say is: WHO'S THE CLOWN NOW, ABEL?
P.S. DROP THE ALBUM!
CARDI B SHARES HILARIOUS THROWBACK PHOTOS
15 year old Cardi ...Dear little girls don’t smoke cigarettes or weed trying to look cool for the seniors cause you really gonna grow up and see how dumb you look doing it Seriously tho what was I thinking? anyways naaa my mustache was too much pic.twitter.com/BcaeJt3qTC
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) November 4, 2019
I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one who had shocking taste in facial piercings when I was 15 years old, but I digress... The glow up is real, Cardi!
SIA PAYS TRIBUTE TO HER LATE DOG PANTERA
I figured I'd let you know that my greatest fear was pantera dying. I never imagined I would get through it without relapsing or joining him. The night he died,in the wee hours your messages and old photos helped me through it, sober and alive. You should know that. Thank you.
— sia (@Sia) 3 November 2019
Lorde and Sia both shared stories about losing their dogs this week, and honestly? My heart is in pieces... Sending love to these two queens during this awfully difficult time. Pearl and Pantera will never be forgotten <3.
HALSEY WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT SHE'S BLIND
i started wearing my glasses again after like 5 years of almost exclusively wearing contacts. and they are hard to get used to. so if im giving you a dirty look it’s because i, truly, cannot see a thing.
— h (@halsey) October 30, 2019
I have ridiculously bad eyesight, so it's safe to say that I very much relate to this tweet from fellow four-eyes Halsey. Can we take a moment to appreciate how cute she looks with glasses, though???
HOBO JOHNSON JUST BOUGHT A SUBARU CROSSTREK
— Hobo Johnson (@hobojohnson) November 2, 2019
Uh-oh... Poor Hobo Johnson. Something tells me that he should have invested in that Lambo after all...
LADY GAGA REALLY LIKES CHINESE BROCCOLI
can u eat too much chinese broccoli
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) November 3, 2019
And in this week's episode of “Gaga Googles”: Mother Monster investigates precisely how much Chinese broccoli the gastrointestinal tract can handle! Don't forget to catch up on previous episodes such as “What’s fortnight” and “. @Ninja who are you” for more!
MEGAN THEE STALLION IS STILL CELEBRATING #HOTGIRLSUMMER
This drip got you in heat pic.twitter.com/QeTNj7TsvN
— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) November 4, 2019
MEGAN. PLEASE. IT'S NOVEMBER.
ICE-T REMEMBERS HIS DEBUT ALBUM
I dropped my first Album today in 1987... Were you alive?? Lol https://t.co/qQun4Z5ay4
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) 4 November 2019
LMAO! I'm afraid not, Mr. T... Rest assured that I was bopping to “6 'n the Mornin'” in my mother's womb, however!
yes, i was 2 and jamming the shit outta that album.
— Thee Anthony Fantano (@theneedledrop) 5 November 2019
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.