10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION GRADUATES FROM TEXAS SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY
Hi, Twitterheads! There are only 10 sleeps and counting until Christmas, but I've taken time out from scrolling through gift guides like the last-minute queen of chaos that I am in order to bring you the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. From Megan Thee Stallion graduating from Texas Southern University, to Doja Cat going mad in quarantine, to Cardi B sharing her Doritos and dip recipe, this column quite literally covers it all! Check it out below, and don't forget to follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for lots more fun and games!
MEGAN THEE STALLION GRADUATES FROM TEXAS SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY
— TINA SNOW (@theestallion) December 11, 2021
MEGAN THEE GRADUATE! I'm actually emotional? Megan Thee Stallion is such a big role model for sticking with her college education despite her music career taking off. And the fact she plans to put her health administration degree to such good use? I FREAKING LOVE HER, HOTTIES!
— TINA SNOW (@theestallion) December 12, 2021
TYLER, THE CREATOR LAUNCHES HIS GOLF LE FLEUR* COLLECTION
thanks to everyone who came by pic.twitter.com/bXgwiULnS4
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) December 13, 2021
Kanye West? JAY-Z? Henry Taylor? André 3000 and his Mayan double flute? Tyler, the Creator brought out some incredible guests at his GOLF le FLEUR* collection launch in Miami on Monday, huh? Oh, and speaking of GOLF le FLEUR*, I'm so going to need to cop one of those adorable nail polishes!
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) December 13, 2021
DIONNE WARWICK CELEBRATES TURNING 81 WITH HER FOLLOWERS
I feel blessed to make it to 81 years. Another year younger.
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) December 12, 2021
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTIE DIONNE WARWICK! I'm not sure about everyone else, but I'd be pleased to have half of the humor, energy, and all-around lust for life this Twitter queen has at 81 years old. Can we also talk about how great she looks for her age? DROP THE SKINCARE ROUTINE, AUNTIE!
Thank you, my friend. https://t.co/Rwaxz1lKEq
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) December 13, 2021
MILEY CYRUS TEASES PETE DAVIDSON OVER KIM KARDASHIAN
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 10, 2021
LMAO! Miley Cyrus is pure chaotic energy, and honestly? I love her for it! Of course she changed her cover of "It Should Have Been Me" to tease Pete Davidson over his recent dates with Kim Kardashian! "It should have been me in that Lamborghini!" IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW! Hahaha!
5 minutes later backstage: pic.twitter.com/I9mb51zzhM
— dylan (@plastikhearts) December 10, 2021
MACY RODMAN BURNS HBO SERIES SUCCESSION
People are like “this moment from Succession was so iconic” and the screenshot always looks like this pic.twitter.com/w3yhlftfZw
— Macy Rodman (@MacyRodman) December 14, 2021
We Are: The Guard favorite Macy Rodman going viral with a Succession burn? I love, love, love to see it! Over the last few days, my timeline has been packed full of f hot takes and screenshots, so this tweet did make me cackle! It really do be looking like the iStock answer to The Office?
no because google will literally suggest you stock pics as succession related images pic.twitter.com/lUoCMvCaFR
— ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ (@marblehausu) December 14, 2021
NICKI MINAJ TREATS THE BARBS ON HER 39TH BIRTHDAY
Barbz, I love you so very much. Thank you for all of these heart warming bday wishes. pic.twitter.com/BqadRcKDT8
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) December 8, 2021
Erm, a whole damn MILF, much? Dionne Warwick wasn't the only superstar celebrating her birthday over the last few days, with Nicki Minaj also turning 39 years old. And, boy oh boy, did Nicki treat the Barbz with this photoshoot to honor her special day? LUCKIEST! TEDDY BEAR! EVER!
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) December 9, 2021
DOJA CAT IS HANDLING QUARANTINE WELL
LETS PARTAYYYYYYYYY AYYYYYYYEEEEE LMAOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/N98rgyrFVO
— my sick sad ass (@DojaCat) December 13, 2021
Having recently tested positive for COVID-19 while on the Jingle Ball Tour, it's good to see Doja Cat is handling the quarantine well! LMAO! Can someone get this girl a dose of bed rest and turmeric tea, already? P.S. Don't forget to get your vaccine, people! Omicron really isn't playing!
The doctors watching this after they told you to get plenty of rest pic.twitter.com/mFTxuHmmwC
— LYNNLYNN (@prinxcessnutss) December 13, 2021
FINNEAS MAKES A CAMEO WITH BILLIE EILISH ON SNL
— FINNEAS (@finneas) December 12, 2021
From her Marilyn Monroe hair to her TikTok sketch, there was a whole lot to love about Billie Eilish's SNL hosting debut over the weekend! This FINNEAS cameo during "Hotel Ad" was definitely a personal highlight, though! It's Billie struggling to contain her laughter and breaking character for me!
TAYLOR SWIFT IS FEELING 32 THIS DECEMBER
*don’t say it, don’t say it OKAY I’m saying it:* I’M FEELIN 32. And Alana is feeling 30. Don’t worry we tested everyone! Thank you so much for the birthday wishes, I love you all so much pic.twitter.com/X43eHWMlKJ
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) December 13, 2021
THE BIRTHDAYS KEEP ON COMING! Just a few days after Dionne Warwick and Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift was celebrating turning 32 years old on Monday! Can you believe it's been a whole damn decade since "22" dropped? And can you believe Baby Haim is in her 30s? Time is going too fast!
i’m crying real tears happy 32cd taylor i love you pic.twitter.com/dRsRp0vscZ
— liz (@wednesdaycxfe) December 13, 2021
CARDI B SHARES HER DORITOS AND DIP RECIPE
2am shit but no lie …shit taste good pic.twitter.com/cvyN3Z7Rvy
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) December 8, 2021
Oh, okay, so if I'm eating Doritos dipped in barbecue sauce at two in the morning, I'm a "dirtbag," but if Cardi B is eating Doritos dipped in barbecue sauce at two in the morning, she's a genius? WHATEVER! Seriously, though, from one vegan to almost another, prepare to live on this sh*t!
I want to go vegan but I love meat.. are vegan meat replacements similar to meat in taste or not really?
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) December 12, 2021
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.