10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION PAYS TRIBUTE TO HER MOM
If you're feeling the Hump Day Slump™ this Wednesday, fear not as the team and I are here to help with the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! That's right, it's that time of the week where we invite you to set aside the mundane realities of your nine-to-five and instead immerse yourself in the 280-character lives of the rich and famous! Just remember to lock your office door before your boss sees you scrolling through the following tweets from Megan Thee Stallion, Lady Gaga, The Weeknd, Bebe Rexha, Cardi B, and more!
MEGAN THEE STALLION PAYS TRIBUTE TO HER MOM
After my mom passed I promised myself I was going to keep going hard bc not only is music my dream but it was her dream for me too. I have days where I want to go hide and cry bc she’s not here but i kno that ain’t what she would want me to do! I kno she’s proud of me !
— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) September 13, 2019
I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! Seriously, though, I have no doubt Megan Thee Stallion's mom is looking down on her proud as can be from Hot Girl Heaven <3.
LIL NAS X'S FAVORITE “PANINI” REMIX
the superior version of the song pic.twitter.com/7GKIuW1vYz
— nope (@LilNasX) September 14, 2019
Lil Nas X's Twitter antics just keep getting weirder and weirder. And, honestly? I'M HERE FOR IT!
P.S. Why does this slap so hard?
this is how I sound when I sing it https://t.co/uZLqQdtxve
— TACOBELLA (@Rico_nastyy) September 14, 2019
ICE-T V.S. JAY-Z
A guy on the Bus Stop just yelled at me “Jay Z’s got more money that you!!” as I drove by... I though that kinda shit only happens on Twitter! Lol
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 15, 2019
Okay, sure, JAY-Z may have more money than Ice-T, but did JAY-Z star as a gangster vampire in what is perhaps the most underrated action-horror of our generation, Bloodrunners? CASE CLOSED!
LADY GAGA IS FEELING HERSELF
I am so snatched right now I don’t know what to do
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) September 17, 2019
Lady Gaga tweeting she's “so snatched” from the launch party of Haus Laboratories is quite honestly the mood and energy of the year. I mean, WHERE IS THE LIE?
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BISHOP BRIGGS ATTENDS RIHANNA'S SAVAGE X FENTY SHOW
Omg little goth me just went 2 the @SavageXFenty by @rihanna fashion show & it makes me SO happy 2 see all different shapes and sizes and skin tones on the runway it’s hoW it sHoUld BE aLL thE TIME!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/XiTKHYIzrZ
— Bishop Briggs (@thatgirlbishop) September 11, 2019
This video of Bishop Briggs posing outside of Rihanna's Savage X Fenty show at New York Fashion Week is the definition of wholesome. No, really, isn't she the cutest goth you ever did see? WE MUST PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS!
THE WEEKND HANGS OUT WITH LAKEITH STANFIELD
lakeith in the cut pic.twitter.com/LXLMsdjzAb
— The Weeknd (@theweeknd) September 14, 2019
Lakeith Stanfield, The Weeknd, Timothée Chalamet, and Josh Safdie all in the one pic? THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH FOR MY OVARIES TO HANDLE! Just don't tell Kid Cudi he wasn't invited...
BEBE REXHA TAKES HER TWERKING TO THE SKIES
In case of emergency please back that ass up pic.twitter.com/SHbYbcXh0g
— Bebe Rexha (@BebeRexha) September 16, 2019
And now for some personal news. I'm pleased to announce this video of Bebe Rexha twerking on her private jet has officially cured my life-long fear of flying. “Toxic” by Britney Spears COULD NEVER!
DANNY BROWN IS THRIVING
It’s called method acting https://t.co/7u2YrtK3sM
— Danny Brown (@xdannyxbrownx) September 17, 2019
THIS GLOW UP, THOUGH!
CARDI B WANTS A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
I wish I had a high school reunion .I would turn the fuck up like it’s 2010 but I know Bronx schools don’t be doing that shit
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) September 16, 2019
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I think I'd rather die a slow and painful death than go to my high school reunion. If Cardi B was attending, however, I'm pretty sure it'd be an entirely different story...
i went to mine last year.
i felt petty for going
until i saw the person who threw my raps on the ground when i’d be writing in class,
and then i felt awesome
— colson (@machinegunkelly) September 16, 2019
MXMTOON TAKES TIMES SQUARE
Maia in Times Square (2009)
Maia in Times Square (2019) pic.twitter.com/OG49w3elHn
— maia (@mxmtoon) September 12, 2019
The only #10YearChallenge that matters. I'M SUCH A PROUD STAN :'(!
P.S. Alexa, stream “dream of you.”
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.