10 TWITTER MOMENTS: OLIVIA RODRIGO CELEBRATED ONE YEAR OF SOUR

by Jess Grant
5/25/22

Photo by Olivia Rodrigo

Hi, Twitterheads! How are you? With Hump Day finally upon us, it's once again time to check in with our favorite celebrities on the big blue bird app! From Olivia Rodrigo celebrating one year of her debut album, SOUR, to Lizzo declaring her love for breakfast, to Doja Cat being banned from Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza, we really do cover it all! Scroll through the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments below!

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OLIVIA RODRIGO CELEBRATED ONE YEAR OF SOUR

Can you believe it's been one year since Olivia Rodrigo released SOUR? It feels like only yesterday I was putting on my diamanté tiara and throwing elbows around my room to the album opener, "brutal." Seriously, though, it's been incredible to see Olivia transform into a pop superstar over the last few months. Bring on the next chapter!

 

LIZZO DECLARED HER LOVE FOR BREAKFAST

A VIBE. A MOOD. A LIFESTYLE. There's one thing I love more than sleep, and that, my friends, is food. This probably explains why I've never hit "retweet" so fast in my life. Thanks for giving us breakfast lovers a platform, Lizzo. BRB, cooking up some vegan bacon and tofu scramble while listening to "About Damn Time" at maximum volume!

 

DOJA CAT WAS BANNED FROM EATING TACO BELL

Poor Doja Cat. Taco Bell finally confirms the return of the Mexican Pizza, and she's allowed to eat nothing but Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Jokes aside, I was absolutely gutted to hear about Amala's tonsils. We Are: The Guard unites with the rest of the music community in sending her lots of healthy and healing vibes during this time!

 

DOLLY PARTON WAS HERE FOR THE RETURN OF MEXICAN PIZZA

Meanwhile, Dolly Parton be like. Oh, and while we're here, can somebody please explain the hype behind the Mexican Pizza? Don't get me wrong, I love the concept of a taco-pizza hybrid on paper, but honestly? I'd take the return of the Spicy Tostada, the Nacho Fries, and the Enchirito over that mess any day. Come at me, Taco Bell partners!

 

BRUNO MARS FOUND SOME CATS WHO LOOKED LIKE SILK SONIC

I APPROVE THIS TWEET.

 

CARDI B INCREASED DEMAND FOR FRONT ROW TICKETS

DAMN. Cardi B's live shows were really quite something back in the day, huh? Something tells me the guy in this video has been going around telling his friends this story to this day. Anyways. See you along the front row at Cardi's next live date, Bardigang. LMAOOO. P.S. I very much hope Offset hasn't seen this tweet. Hahaha!

 

THE WEEKND WENT LOOKING FOR HIS STARGIRL

While I'd love to volunteer for this post, everybody knows there's only one true Stargirl: Lana Del Rey. Speaking of which, could this mean Lana is going to be replacing Doja Cat on the After Hours Til Dawn Tour? Okay, okay, so perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself, but I can't help but think Abel is dropping some seriously big hints here? EEK!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS MADE ME BUY SOME DR. MARTENS

"Dr. Martens. The boat shoes of punk." – Phoebe Bridgers. I have to respect the Pharbz's commitment to wearing Dr. Martens, even in summer. I'm pretty sure Phoebe has done more for DMs than every skinhead put together. Can we also take a moment to shout out the girl in the cowboy boots in the second photo? A bold, brave choice!

 

LIL NAS X LOOKED BACK ON SOME OF HIS MOST POETIC LYRICS

Erm, invented lyrics, much? Honestly, I think we need to take a moment to appreciate the song's entire verse: "I wanna sell what you're buying/I wanna feel on yo' ass in Hawaii/I want that jet lag from f*cking and flying/Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm riding." Shakespeare is quaking for not coming up with such poignant, impactful lines!

 

WET LEG MELTED OVER HARRY STYLES COVERING "WET DREAM"

HARRY STYLES COVERING WET LEG?

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