10 TWITTER MOMENTS: PLEASE FEED ME A MINI TACO, HARRY STYLES
Hello, everyone, and welcome to the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! That's right, it's that time of the week when we take a break from our boring normie existence to instead live vicariously through the rich and famous. Speaking of which, did you catch Chrissy Teigen's recent Twitter Q and A about being a celebrity? It's a fascinating and hilarious read, if only for the fact that I was today years old when I discovered that famous people have their own secret airport terminals. The more you know! Anyways, scroll through the following tweets from Harry Styles, Eminem, Dua Lipa, Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and plenty of others!
PLEASE FEED ME A MINI TACO, HARRY STYLES
I pledge miniature tacos for all.
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) December 6, 2019
No word of a lie, I genuinely Googled “Can a British person run for president?” after reading this tweet. Harold Styles 2020. Let's get it.
WE MUST PROTECT LIL NAS X AT ALL COSTS!
i like to pretend hate and shit don’t get to me, but subconsciously it eats away at me. feeling like u have the world and knowing it can all go away at any time is scary. with all this being said i want anybody who cared enough to read this to just live in the moment. love u guys
— nope (@LilNasX) December 8, 2019
It's not that often that Lil Nas X shows us his serious side, but on Sunday, the “Old Town Road” rapper took to Twitter to remind us that he's a human being with thoughts and feelings too. Now excuse me while I protect him from trolls and haters at all costs!
EMINEM ENDS NICK CANNON
U mad bro? Stop lying on my dick. I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie f*ck.
— Marshall Mathers (@Eminem) December 10, 2019
I'll be honest, I have no idea why Eminem and Nick Cannon are beefing again after all of these years (please don't say Mariah Carey), but something tells me that this whole thing is about to get DIRTY. Pass me the popcorn! #RIPNick
I don’t understand to save my life why someone would pick a fight with EM. He is a different kinda animal, I haven’t seen a motherfucker come close to beating him man. hey Nick that shit was trash, I oughta kick you in yo ass when I see you PUNK! #lecheminduroi #bransoncognac pic.twitter.com/p8qqF4uKKf
— 50cent (@50cent) December 10, 2019
CHARLI XCX'S DECADE GLOW-UP IS REAL...
— Charli (@charli_xcx) December 8, 2019
OMG! The glow-up over the last decade is real! That said, am I the only one who kind of misses emo era Charli? Those platform boots are giving me LIFE!
…AND SO IS DUA LIPA'S
How I started this decade... pic.twitter.com/HClsHEG1q8
— DUA LIPA (@DUALIPA) December 5, 2019
Me trying to work out how Dua Lipa was one year old at the start of the decade:
IS JUSTIN BIEBER'S ALBUM COMING OUT SOONER THAN WE REALIZED?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 6, 2019
Erm, so, can someone PLEASE explain Justin Bieber's current obsession with the word “2020?” The dude has been tweeting it non-stop over the last few days... I'm thinking album title? Or maybe release date? Perhaps as soon as January 1? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
How many days away is #2020?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 10, 2019
TROYE SIVAN HAS A *VERY* SUPPORTIVE SISTER
I’m my sister’s artist of the decade LOL I’m crying
— troye (@troyesivan) December 6, 2019
LOL! If this isn't a sign of a supportive sister, then I don't know what is! Meanwhile, I'm proud to admit that my Spotify Wrapped Artist of the Decade was ABBA, because TASTE!!!
ALICE WONDERLAND IS SELF-CARE GOALS
self care is ordering a burger to my door, eating it in bed and ignoring all calls
— ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) December 5, 2019
F*ck a facial mask. I'm all about that “pizza and reruns of Friends” kind of self-care life and I'm glad to see that Alison Wonderland is too. BFF material, much???
KID CUDI'S DAUGHTER WANTS A GUITAR FOR CHRISTMAS!
My daughter wants a guitar for xmas
— The Chosen One (@KidCudi) December 5, 2019
Aw! It looks like Kid Cudi has a tiny little musical protégé on his hands, everyone! Fingers crossed that Santa Claus delivers on this gift request, and that we get a father-daughter collaboration on Entergalatic sometime next year!
ARIANA GRANDE BRINGS THE VOCALS TO THE SWEETENER TOUR
when you’re ninety something shows in and literally almost every line is an alt melody it’s so fun to play and sing shit differently and to hear my band’s solos played so differently every night. the most surprises. fuck imma miss this. pic.twitter.com/Bzd7chKZcI
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) December 6, 2019
I'm sorry, but, who does Ariana Grande think that she is vocally DESTROYING us like this? Ugh, I'm going to miss The Sweetener Tour sooo much!
— ac (@alessiacara) December 6, 2019
Until next week, don't forget to follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for more! x
Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.