10 TWITTER MOMENTS: SELENA GOMEZ IS FINALLY GETTING HER SPANISH ON
Greetings stans and stanettes! There’s a *lot* happening across the country today, but nothing – I repeat NOTHING – can stop the world of Twitter from turning. Before we breathe a sigh of relief while hitting “follow” on @POTUS once again, then, it’s time to check in with the latest dose of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments. The vaccine! Farting! Veganism! Trust me when I say it’s quite literally *all* covered this week, so take a second to pause on this historic day and scroll through the following tweets from Selena Gomez, Thundercat, Lil Nas X, and more!
— robbie (@robbiegirl) January 15, 2021
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SELENA GOMEZ IS FINALLY GETTING HER SPANISH ON
I think it will be worth the wait. https://t.co/IRaQ69MrpA
— Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) January 14, 2021
It’s been over a decade in the making as we can see from this tweet, but Spanish-era Selena Gomez was SO worth the wait! “De Una Vez” es fantástica (I hope I said that right)!
THUNDERCAT WISHES MAC MILLER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday Mac. pic.twitter.com/XYdOQZC2CT
— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) January 19, 2021
I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING! In all seriousness – Thundercat and Mac Miller were the definition of best friend goals. Happy Birthday Mac!
"Smile at someone today. Make somebody happy. You have more power than you think you do." Happy Birthday Mac. pic.twitter.com/I653pTmgFI
— We Are: The Guard (@WeAreTheGuard) January 19, 2021
LIL NAS X HAS NO TIME FOR FAKE VACCINE NEWS
he’s not lying, this is me before and after the vaccine. not enough people are speaking up about this https://t.co/6x45dLg9Y3 pic.twitter.com/evuZF34wBH
— nope (@LilNasX) January 17, 2021
Leave it to Lil Nas X to brilliantly troll the homophobes, anti-vaxxers, and conspiracy theorists. Can we also talk about how popping his nails are? KING!
P.S. DROP THE ALBUM!
I AINT TALKIN GUNS WHEN I ASK WHERE YA DCK AT pic.twitter.com/CoAd7EA3BA
— nope (@LilNasX) January 15, 2021
DIONNE WARWICK HILARIOUSLY REACTS TO ARMIE HAMMER
I was looking through the trending subjects and came across Armie Hammer. I will not be looking again for the rest of the day.
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) January 14, 2021
Girl, same. I didn’t think it could get much worse than “Azealia Banks cooks her dead cat,” but it turns out I was VERY wrong.
You know what? That is enough Twitter for a while today. Bye
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) January 14, 2021
ANJIMILE ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE RIP ON ZOOM
one time I was in a zoom meeting and I muted myself because I had to fart. and then realized with horror that I had actually been muted the whole time up until that moment, so what I ACTUALLY did was UNMUTE myself and fart SUPER LOUDLY in the middle of this meeting
— anjimile (@anjimilemusic) January 13, 2021
When it comes to Zoom horror stories, I gotta say this one from We Are: The Guard favorite Anjimile is PRETTY up there! Anyways, stream Giver Taker for cute-smelling farts!
— anjimile (@anjimilemusic) January 13, 2021
SOULJA BOY IS THE KING OF SOCIAL DISTANCING
kiss me thru the phone hit different now huh
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) January 15, 2021
That moment when you realize Soulja Boy invented social distancing before social distancing even existed. Jokes aside – “Kiss Me Thru the Phone” is and will always be A Certified Bop™.
KATY AND NUGGET PERRY ARE GOING VEGAN
I’m about 95% ready to be 100% VEGAN... my dog Nugget has been joining me on this journey for the past 4 monthz. Pray for us ok
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 16, 2021
As a vegetarian currently going on vegan, I’m right there with ya, Katy and Nugget Perry. Just one question: The burger outfit stays, right?
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HALSEY IS BASICALLY LEONARDO DA VINCI
My favorite thing I did during the manic era was this massive painting of the album cover. It took me almost 8 hours and I cherished every second ✨ pic.twitter.com/70frznCeFf
— h (@halsey) January 17, 2021
Some people are too talented for their own good. Case in point: Halsey. No, really – it takes me eight hours to draw and shade a stick figure, but Miss. Ashley Nicolette Frangipane is able to do THIS?
P.S. Did I mention she cooks too?
and to think I seriously considered ordering out before I made this... pic.twitter.com/gArQ8GUDs4
— h (@halsey) January 15, 2021
SZA IS STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS
Played n dipped way to kill the mood . pic.twitter.com/rmLTOdDxhQ
— SZA (@sza) January 15, 2021
What Halsey said:
You just walkin around lookin like this? on God?
— h (@halsey) January 15, 2021
OLIVIA RODRIGO IS GETTING IN HER FEELS
https://t.co/ee37Kim2iK pic.twitter.com/2cgw2Dtrea
— Olivia Rodrigo (@Olivia_Rodrigo) January 17, 2021
Olivia Rodrigo, better known to some as “Taylor Swift’s baby,” is really out here breaking records and making history like it’s nothing, huh? BRB, listening to “drivers license” on repeat for the rest of the month!
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.