10 TWITTER MOMENTS: STOP EVERYTHING, STARBUCKS HAS RELEASED AN ARIANA GRANDE-THEMED COFFEE

3/6/19
10 Twitter Moments

It's March, which means that spring is almost upon us, which means that we as humans should probably be spending less time indoors on our phones and more time outside enjoying this beautiful weather. And as much as I'd love to say that I've been doing exactly that this week, in reality, I've just been sat on my sofa, eating Hot Cheetos, and refreshing Cardi B's Twitter feed like my life depends on it. What can I say? It's hard work being a stan! On that note, let's check out today's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Ariana Grande, Post Malone, Solange, and seven other faves!

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STOP EVERYTHING, STARBUCKS HAS RELEASED AN ARIANA GRANDE-THEMED COFFEE

OH! MY! GOD! Starbucks has released an Ariana Grande-themed Iced Cloud Macchiato and I'm officially SCREAM-ING! You just KNOW that this is going to taste like heaven and angels singing and playing harps! Pumpkin Spice Latte who?

P.S. Petition for a Tyler, the Creator-themed Starbucks coffee!

 

FORGET BIG DICK ENERGY, HALSEY IS ALL ABOUT TALL FRIEND ENERGY

As someone who barely clocks in at 5 feet 3 inches, this tweet from Halsey is WAY TOO RELATABLE! One day, ONE DAY, I might actually grow (get it?) comfortable with the fact that I'm the smallest person in my whole entire social group, but until then, GIVE ME ALL OF THE TALL FRIEND ENERGY!

 

POST MALONE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF FAKE FANS

I've said it before, and I'll say it again (because it's quite frankly too funny not to say it): LEAVE POST M-ALONE!

Jokes aside, what will it take for the haters to back off this dude? Was 2018 not sh*tty enough for him (see: emergency plane landing, car crash, armed robbery)?

P.S. Is anyone else low-key disappointed to discover that Post Malone isn't single?

 

CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS IS A GUITAR GODDESS

Christine and the Queens playing a baby-pink Fender Stratocaster. Tell me, have you ever seen anything so f*cking kick-ass in your whole entire life? No, really, I don't even feel worthy of the amount of SLAY taking place in this photograph!

 

JAMES BLUNT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE PRODIGY'S KEITH FLINT

Of all of the tributes being paid to Keith Flint, I didn't expect James Blunt's one to move me the most... This is a truly touching story and a reminder that, beneath the nose piercings and bleached mohawks, The Prodigy front man hid a real soft center. Rave in peace, Firestarter...

 

RL GRIME AND ALISON WONDERLAND ARE GOING INTO THE STUDIO TOGETHER

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

 

JACK ANTONOFF WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT ALBUMS AREN'T DEAD, OKAY?

Jack, Jack, Jack... We're not LISTENING to albums because the people who you produce for aren't RELEASING any. Like, WHERE IS TS7, ALREADY (Taylor Swift 7, for the uneducated)? And don't even get me started on Normal Fucking Rockwell... Oh, and feel free to give us a Bleachers album while you're at it.

 

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST GRIMES IN GIVENCHY HAUTE COUTURE

Did anyone else spend way more time than they care to mention trying to work out if that's Elon Musk's house behind Grimes? Anyways, how bad-ass does Claire look in this Givenchy Haute Couture dress that she wore to the Captain Marvel premiere? So bad-ass that she almost made me forget that SHE STILL HASN'T DROPPED THE ALBUM!

 

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE SOLANGE?

Solange: Hi, how are yo-

Me:

 

LOL, LIL YACHTY'S LOUIS VUITTON EARPHONES DIED

Can you hear that sound, Lil Yachty? That, my friend, IS THE SOUND OF BROKE! This is karma for all of that flexing that you did with your Louis Vuitton earphones! Maybe it's time to resurrect your old AirPods?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.