6 INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: KING PRINCESS ENJOYING THE CAT WALK
by Ingrid Rosales
8/2/18
Well, well, well — Look who’s here. It’s August and her miserable weather, and her incessant desire to cut summer short, and her annoyingly brazen Leo following (coming from a bitter Virgo). UGH!! I will be straight chilling in the comfort of my own air-conditioned home all month, which basically means lying in bed and scrolling through my Insta feed, naked. And man oh man, I have some gems for you already. I hope you came prepared. Onward!
BENJAMIN INGROSSO
Swedish cutie Benjamin Ingrosso has snuck in one final summer jam for us to enjoy, but for those like me and sick of summer vibes, I would like to point you to the direction of his alternate version. It’s still fresh, pleasant to listen to, and oh so satisfying to watch unfold. Kudos.
FEFE // KERMIT
While this is great news for Nicki Minaj, 6ix9ine, and their regrettably catchy tune “FEFE,” for it to have memes surfacing already just on the cusp of it peaking through the Billboard charts…. Pero, why? Por que? Who did this, who created it, and who do I have to murder? Just kidding about the murder. I laughed. But y’all are wilding on the Internet this year.
DUA LIPA
How do you celebrate when you’re having an AWESOME year and an acclaimed tour with your tracks in constant heavy rotation on the radio and every Spotify playlist made to date? You get a wiener dog. I mean, cars are so obvious. A house isn’t flashy enough. Tattoos? Been there, done that. Dua Lipa is a proud dog mother as she should be. And her dog is ADORABLE.
MADONNA IN ROSE
Madonna's got a new single out, and she's celebrating with heavy drinking.
The song is pleasant and poppy, which can't be said for this video. Madonna swaying to her own song is as trippy as a Twin Peaks episode. My guess? Waaaay too much rose for her. Now, someone cut her off!
KING PRINCESS
She's chic! She's fresh! She is... King Princess. Living her life and daydreaming about her alternate reality on the catwalk. Oh, come on -- I know we've all done it in the comfort of our kitchen, strutting across linoleum floor. At least King Princess has the balls to do it in public. Work.
POST MALONE
What would our Best of Instagram weekly renditions be without a Post Malone mention?From the recent articles and posts, Post has been active in Japan, getting a new face tattoo on the side of his forehead and playing on stage with other Lord and Savior, Mac DeMarco. But what ELSE has he been up to? He’s got exclusive clips of his backstage antics on Instagram. Make sure you watch.
See you next week! You’ll find me in the same place, hiding from the sun. Deuces.
