BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: CARDI B AND BERNIE SANDERS PLAN TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

8/2/19

Hey everyone! Is this thing on? Is there anyone out there? I’m under the assumption everyone is in Chicago, prepping their outfits for Lollapalooza this weekend. You lucky ducks. Well while you’re all celebrating summer and taking hits of acid at your music festivals, I’ll be here — ready for you to dive back into the deep wide world of musician Instagrams. Let’s get started!

 

CARDI B AND BERNIE SANDERS

Agree with her or not (though I don’t know why you wouldn’t), but Cardi B definitely cares about the upcoming election more than you. Cardi B as VP maybe? No? Just kidding. (I’m not kidding…)

 

ARIANA GRANDE FINALLY MEETS JIM CAREY

 
 
 
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there aren’t words. i’ve been staring at my screen and no words do this moment justice. thankful for the most special experience of my life. nothing is crazier than getting to work with and spend time with someone whom you’ve idolized and adored since before you could speak. actually, what’s even crazier is discovering that person to be more special and warm and generous in person than you ever could’ve imagined. i get to make a tiny appearance on the hilarious and deeply moving show Kidding next season. this was a DREAM of an experience. thank you thank you thank you Jim and thank you Dave for having me. i have so much more to say but words actually can’t .... cover it.

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Jul 31, 2019 at 10:37am PDT

Ariana Grande is probably Jim Carrey’s biggest fan so this first meeting is just ENDEARING.

 

LIZZO CAN HIT THOSE DAMN NOTES!

 
 
 
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When u tell bae u don’t know what to do but u really know what u doin #tinyassdesk @tinydesk @nprmusic

A post shared by Lizzo (@lizzobeeating) on Jul 30, 2019 at 12:31pm PDT

If you haven’t seen Lizzo’s Tiny Desk performance, watch it now. If you have — watch it AGAIN. Her performance of “Cuz I Love You” will end you.

 

BEBE REXHA CAN DRIVE

 
 
 
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I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE TODAY!!!!! Woot woot. What kind of car should I gettttt????!!!?

A post shared by Bebe Rexha (@beberexha) on Jul 30, 2019 at 9:34am PDT

Not only did she pass her license test, but Bebe also tagged the photo in LA. Passing the test in LA!? If she tells us she took it in Hollywood, then I’m impressed.

 

ANOTHER OLD TOWN ROAD REMIX

 
 
 
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I’m gonna take @lilhankwilliams to the old town road .... cause he can’t drive yet

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jul 27, 2019 at 7:05pm PDT

Did Lil Nas X put Miley and Lil Hank Williams up to this? As if we needed another remix. Like, it’s not like I’m STILL blasting “Old Town Road” in my car in the morning… ha… ha...

 

FKA TWIGS CAN FLY!

FKA Twigs has mastered the aerial jump, reminding us yet again that she is not from this planet.

 

KHALID’S NYC SHOWS

 
 
 
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night 1 at Madison Square Garden

A post shared by Khalid (@thegr8khalid) on Jul 31, 2019 at 10:37pm PDT

We saw Khalid get emotional at the start of his new large and successful tour. Madison Square Garden is an iconic and historic venue, but we’re just glad to see him having a good time.

 

DIPLO’S BUFFET HACK

 
 
 
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When they tell me buffet is closing in 2 minutes

A post shared by diplo (@diplo) on Jul 29, 2019 at 12:55pm PDT

Have you always wondered how to get the most of an all you can eat buffet? With just a pair of board shorts and a sense of depravity, Diplo shows you how to get bang from your buck with this simple video!

 

LIL NAS X: A LEWK

 
 
 
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A post shared by Lil Nas X (@lilnasx) on Jul 31, 2019 at 8:40pm PDT

I’m honestly compiling pictures of Lil Nas X’s outfits to turn into a collage to sell to his team in hopes that my Old Town design line comes to fruition.

 

NORMAN F*CKING ROCKWELL!!!

Lana has finally announced her album and it comes out in less than a month. Her 3-minute trailer is EVERYTHING and if you’re not excited about her album, I don’t want to know you.

Be safe, kids! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Until next time.

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