BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: GRIMES IS PREGNANT
by Beca Arredondo
1/13/20
Hello, We Are: The Guardians, and happy frickin’ new year! I’m sure it’s all “New Year, New Decade, New Me” for you, but I’m actually committing to being the same person spending way too much time on Instagram at work. So if your resolution is to unplug, go ahead. Momma’s still got your dirty fix in 2020.
The first column of our Best of Instagram moments of the year is coming ‘atcha!
IS GRIMES PREGNANT?
All signs point to yes. 2020’s first wild music headline is that airy pop princess Grimes will now birth one of the richest babies on the planet. Or is this just a PR stunt for Grimes’s new album Miss Anthropocene? Time will tell…
“OLD TOWN ROAD“ ONE YEAR LATER
A year ago, Lil Nas X knew “Old Town Road” would be big… but “millions of streams and counting” big? I don’t think he could have even predicted that.
LIL XAN REACTS TO "CIRCLES"
“Circles,” a posthumous Mac Miller album was just announced, and Lil Xan couldn’t contain his excitement. He also revealed one of the last messages that he and the late rapper exchanged.
“ELEVEN"
Khalid’s the first of many artists promising new music with the release of a new single “Eleven.” Khalid STAYS working.
BEYONCE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z not only attended the Golden Globes, but they also did not hide their opinions on the chosen winners (Beyoncé refusing to stand for Joaquin’s win, for instance). We must stan.
MILEY TEASES NEW MUSIC
All we got from Miley last year was an EP. But where’s the album?! We’re waiting!
DIPLO'S 2020 GYM GOALS
View this post on Instagrammy new years resolution is to do drugs and work out with a bunch of ropes and rocks
This week’s thirst trap involves some rather unorthodox strength training. But I’ll take a glimpse of Diplo’s chest ANY way I can get it.
SELENA GOMEZ RELEASES "RARE"
Rare is finally out and it’s good. What’s your favorite track?
NORMANI'S NEW SONG
Normani and Megan thee Stallion collaborated for a song for the Birds of Prey soundtrack. Yes, the Marilyn Monroe homage has been done before, but I’m here for Normani in a pink fitted gown.
ST. VINCENT PERFORMS WITH NIRVANA
View this post on InstagramAbout last night...#davegrohl #patsmear #kristnovoselic #beck #violetGrohl. . Video: @hardeepphull
Closing out the column is St. Vincent who had the privilege of performing live with the remaining members of Nirvana.
See you next week, kiddos!
Beca Arredondo is easily unamused with all things not related to her interests. On her good days you can catch her avoiding the California sun and glued to her Mac plotting the next big thing. If you happen to run into her on the street and notice her wearing headphones do NOT disturb her. She is not responsible for any possible damage. Aside from the above she's very sweet and perky and responds well to good music and food.