BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: PINK IS NOW A MIDWIFE
by Ingrid Rosales
6/28/19
Hello hooligans, or as Lil Nas X would say…. Howdy. Welcome to this week’s installment of the Best Instagram moments. We got Lizzo, Miley, The Lonely Island, and some other kooky kids. Are ya strapped in nice and tight? I hope so. Ready, set…. GO.
RIHANNA LOVES LIZZO
Everyone this week has been talking about Lizzo’s flawless BET performance (she had a FLUTE y’all!!), but no one was as impressed as the queen of Badassness, Rihanna. Receiving a standing ovation from RiRi is like seeing the face of God
PINK’S A MIDWIFE!! ...KINDA
This is a wild headline —Someone gave birth at a Pink concert. That baby did not want to stay inside. They wanted the experience too. And with scalper prices becoming rampant, who could blame them for getting their money’s worth?>
MILEY’S ALTER EGOS
No joke, I had to do a double-take at my subheadline and ask: “Wait, Miley is her actual name, right?”
12 years ago, Hannah Montana was created! And the age of Miley commenced. Time flies when you’re having alter ego fun.
DEEP SHIT FROM ALUNAGEORGE
The philosophy in this caption isn’t lost on me, but it’s hard to take life advice from Instagram with a poop emoji in every line.
HAPPY BDAY ARIANA!!
It was Ariana’s birthday this week and she just turned GROWN, as you can tell. Or is she? “I changed into an XXXL hoodie minutes after this was taken,” she writes. Never change.
THE LONELY ISLAND
The Lonely Island toured for the first time ever this month, and from the pictures, the shows have been… chaotic. SNL actors, comedians, even Danny Brown… yeah. Experiencing major FOMO here.
G EAZY HEADLINING ROLLING LOUD
G-Eazy (and Rolling Loud) announced that he would be headlining this year. This is just a super cute and humble post. Congrats!
J BALVIN AND MICHAEL JORDAN
J Balvin just dropped a goddamn bombshell on us this morning with a new project with Bad Bunny, but I think meeting the greatest basketball player of all time is the bigger win this week.
JUSTIN IN THE STUDIO
Justin’s in the studio? It’s a top 10 Insta moment. Besides, look at this elegant ‘gram with him and Hailey, proving once again and we are not sh*t.
MARTIN GARRIX + HIS BROKEN ANKLE
Closing off this week is Martin Garrix, who tore his ligaments in his ankle a couple of weeks back in Vegas. Cast or not, scooter or not, he’s at least taking it all in stride.
Aaaaaand I’m signing off now with a reminder to put on sunscreen, drink a liter of water every day and conserve energy this summer! Peace.
