BEST NEW VIDEOS - WEEK 2 2014
We’re kicking off the first best music videos post of the year with a game of catch-up. When you were passed out in your mother’s bathtub over the holidays, a ton of new videos came out that we were all too drunk to notice. But lucky for you, the Bitcandy team can work and be drunk at the same time. It’s a serious skill! Anyway, we’ve been keeping these babies all safe and sound for you and now that the earth is back in rotation and all the beer is finished, it’s time to take a break from life and chill out with these totally bitchin’ videos. Welcome to 2014, kids!
DISCLOSURE – VOICES FT. SASHA KEABLE
When a women’s prison gets taken over by an enchanted African goddess, things are bound to get a little crazy. Now that’s a party I’d wanna join.
MATTHEW MOLE – TAKE YOURS, I’LL TAKE MINE
Let’s take a trip to sunny South Africa where Matthew Mole and his banjo are playing in traffic. Literally. If you don’t love that sweet ass voice, you need to get your hearing checked. Or stop listening to so much electro trash.
FALL OUT BOY – DEATH VALLEY (PART 8 OF 11) FT. TOMMY LEE
Anything that features Tommy Lee as the devill is worth watching, even if it is a Fall Out Boy video. Death Valley might be the crappiest song ever, but at least this video kicks ass. Hot, sexy, hell ass. My favorite part: Patrick Stump’s stump.
FATBOY SLIM, RIVA STARR & BEARDYMAN – EAT SLEEP RAVE REPEAT (CALVIN HARRIS REMIX)
What happens when you take a bunch of gnarly British ravers and make them dance until they start bleeding from the head? THIS! The coolest video I’ve seen all week including a hella catchy song. You should definitely try this at home!
MOON ZAPPA “VALLEY GIRL“ SOLID GOLD 1982
OH MY GARRRD! Blast from the past. You kids probably weren’t around for the magic of Valley Girl, so lucky for you we’re bringing it back. Everyone start speaking like this again, it’ll be the new hipster trend! Like totally bitchin’.
JON HOPKINS – COLLIDER
Is this a make-out scene of an alien attack? Bit all jokes aside, this video is pretty brilliant if you get it. So the question is, do you get it? Nah, I don’t either!
ALVIN RISK - ZOOM!
WTF is Nyan Cat and why won’t it just implode already? Oh well, whatever. Here’s a snazzy music video with the internet’s most annoying creation. I hope you’re happy with yourself, internet!
DRULL – PERSONA
“Clicked on this for the ass shot. Stayed cuz the sexy voice feelingsï»¿” – etc9111 AMEN! YouTube comments never fail to sum things up in a way that educated people just couldn’t.
REPORTER FIRED FOR REMARKS ABOUT MISSING WOMAN ON LIVE TV
If you can’t find a good enough reason to share this week’s Best Music Video post with your friends (firstly, you suck) and secondly, this will TOTALLY change your mind. Now who’s willing to kidnap this doucheface just so we can make fun of him on live TV?
MUTUAL BENEFIT – ADVANCED FALCONRY
It’s like Christmas all over again. Only the kids and old people seem to be enjoying themselves. But hey, this song is more than enough to stick around for. Just like that whiskey you carried around in your coat pocket.
EYE EMMA JEDI – SIN
Is this Oslo’s version of Die Antwoord or is this just the style people are going with these days? Either way, I could totally see myself getting into it.
So now that you’re all caught up on what’s cracking in the video universe, it’s time to download some cool new indie tracks with Bitcandy’s FREE INDIE WINTER SAMPLER. You’re welcome!
About Bianca Fernandes
Bianca Fernandes has an unfounded love for Taylor Swift and an unexplainable, burning hatred for Bob Dylan. In her opinion, that's the perfect combination to be a music reviewer. And she doesn't give an F about what you have to say about it. She writes for one person, and that's herself. Think grumpy cat with a weakness for music and watching Miley Cyrus twerk. But she does other things simply for cash, like social media, web content creation and some crazy blogging when necessary.