BEST NEW VIDEOS: WEEK 13 2014
I know I say this every week, but this week’s edition of Best New Videos is EXTRA freaky, believe me! If you like dancing boobies, Japanese people pretending to be robots, Lady Gaga and nuns on acid trips, then this sh*t was selected especially you for. No need to thank us. Just sit back and enjoy, you perv!
DJ SNAKE & LIL JON – TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Apparently watching a guy smash stuff with his crotch is very entertaining. Also, this is by far the coolest video that featured vocals from Lil Jon. Hallelujah! Look at those reproductive organs shake.
WORLD ORDER - HAVE A NICE DAY
We all know the Japanese are weird and that’s exactly what we like in our music videos. So here’s your entire weekly dose of that special brand of strange and a positive message too. Have a nice day!
ELLIPHANT – REVOLUSION
Elliphant’s revolution sure does involve a lot of topless men, but so do most things on the internet. I like the part where her head is wrapped up like meat. Now that’s deep sh*t.
LADY GAGA - G.U.Y.
I watched Lady Gaga perform this song on the Graham Norton Show (you may not know what that show is if you’re from America, but just pretend you do OK?!). So anyway, the song sucks balls but watching this music video isn’t half bad if you’re open to new ideas and think Lady Gaga is some sort of crazy genius. Feel the vibe, bro?
DUST – FEEL IT
Oh yeah, I feel it! I feel the party drugs kicking in and reality shifting to bizarro dimension. And what’s up with the milk? Is this the 2014 version of A Clockwork Orange?
CLOUD CONTROL – DOJO RISING
Isn’t this what all birthday parties are like? They are for me. Remind me never to meet a Bolivian clown. Creepy f**kers. Amazing song. Seriously. Super cool video too. Hooray!
SON OF KICK – HOURS (FT. LADY LESHURR & PAIGEY CAKEY)
Well somebody’s tripping their balls off and it’s not us (for once). This video is pretty intense. If it doesn’t hype you up then I guess you’re just not really into the sexy phenomenon that is ‘nuns on drugs.’
EDAPOLLO – BREATHING LESSONS
This video is completely relaxing and totally thrilling at the same time. I’ll be watching it on repeat just to feel alive during the week. Now show me a video more enjoyable than this one? I bet you can’t.
KLINGANDE – JUBEL
Aw, to be young, blonde and sexy. Those were the days. OK, those were never the days, but it’s fun watching it happen in a music video. You go, airheads! Live that dream!
KING KHAN & THE SHRINES – BORN TO DIE
So I get that this video is all about death and evil and that it’s f**king awesome, but more than that I can’t tell you. The YouTube trolls seem to be just as confused as I am. Nevertheless, LOVE IT.
So there you go, junkies. A fresh new batch of cool music videos to share with your friends like you used to share pokemon cards, or whatever the hell we used to do with them. What music video totally blew your canoodle this week? Link it below so we can judge you for it (and possibly share it next week?!). Ciao!
About Bianca Fernandes
Bianca Fernandes has an unfounded love for Taylor Swift and an unexplainable, burning hatred for Bob Dylan. In her opinion, that's the perfect combination to be a music reviewer. And she doesn't give an F about what you have to say about it. She writes for one person, and that's herself. Think grumpy cat with a weakness for music and watching Miley Cyrus twerk. But she does other things simply for cash, like social media, web content creation and some crazy blogging when necessary.