BEST MUSIC VIDEOS - WEEK 15 2014
Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. We’ll spend the night together, together in my room…..watching this week’s best videos and probably eating ice cream. Now that’s what I call a damn good time. You see all those videos below?! Well those are the coolest, raddest, more interesting and creepy videos that are making the rounds in the underground cool kid part on the internet that you’ve never been invited to. So crack open whatever is in your fridge, grab a partner (human or otherwise) and get ready to get down to some seriously stellar videos. RIGHT NOW!
BENZEL – FALLIN LOVE
Those girls may be the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. OK, that Slender thing was pretty f**king terrifying, but this isn’t far behind. I think it may be all the bright colors and 90s revival. Stay back, devil children!
STEEL PANTHER - GLORYHOLE
Steel Panther may seem like the biggest douchebags on earth, but I see a deeper meaning beneath it all. These guys are way wise beyond their appearance. Or maybe that’s just the tingle I get when I see all the naked women in their videos. I guess we’ll never really know! TO THE GLORYHOLE! Or not.
LYKKE LI – NO REST FOR THE WICKED
Aw, Lykke Li. You sure know how to tell a sad story. But always a beautiful one. Plus the racial slurs in the comment section make this whole video a lot more real. Peace, man!
FACTORY FLOOR – HOW YOU SAY
This video may cause seizures and irregular dance moves. But watch it anyway because who doesn’t like getting crazy once in a while. Even if you do pee in your pants a little.
KIDS WITHOUT INSTRUMENTS – NAUSEA NOSTALGIA
I really dig this song and the video is pretty damn trippy. Especially if you’re on LSD like some of the YouTube commenters. You’re going to want to watch this video again and then share it with everyone you know. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DO IT!
KATY PERRY - BIRTHDAY
Dammit, Katy Perry! Now I want cake. And sex. You cruel, cruel minx. Why are you such a food/sex tease? You’re just like that British lady on the BBC food channel.
OK GO – HERE IT GOES AGAIN
Oh HELL YEAH! This is 100% one of the coolest, most unique music videos ever made and if you haven’t watched it for some unexplainable reason, then here it is. On a silver platter for you to enjoy. Now don’t f**k this up! It’s your job to talk about this video for weeks, no months, on end until you finally get over the most amazing thing that’s ever happened on a treadmill in history. I’M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!
AVEY TARE’S SLASHER FLICKS – LITTLE FANG
Cats are creepy. Especially when they’re breathing heavy in black and white. Don’t watch this video if you get freaked out by super funky weird sh*t. BUT, great song. You’re intrigued, right?! I knew it.
The time we dreaded has finally arrived and there are no more cool videos to check out this week. Oh wait! There are! Just click on that link back there. If you totally dug this week’s roundup, holla at the Bitcandy curators! HOLLA! Or just become one yourself. It’s super easy! But we don’t accept losers, so MAN UP! Or lady up. Your choice.
About Bianca Fernandes
Bianca Fernandes has an unfounded love for Taylor Swift and an unexplainable, burning hatred for Bob Dylan. In her opinion, that's the perfect combination to be a music reviewer. And she doesn't give an F about what you have to say about it. She writes for one person, and that's herself. Think grumpy cat with a weakness for music and watching Miley Cyrus twerk. But she does other things simply for cash, like social media, web content creation and some crazy blogging when necessary.