The combined talents of Kygo and Miguel have not been approved by the FDA and have been reported to nullify birth control and induce pregnancy across the world. We will investigate this issue for you, but until further notice PLEASE do not listen to “Remind Me to Forget” with your significant other.




Kygo is booked to play every music festival that matters this summer and the kids haven’t been warned!!! They’re going to go to head to the tropical house superstar’s set to “hook up” like the island girls do and end up instantaneously 7&1/2 months pregnant after this funky R&B dancefloor groover infects their reproductive systems with an EDM baby.

I’ve got to warn the nation. “With great power, comes great responsibility” - PTR PRKR

HOLY SHIT, I’m too late. Both Kygo and Miguel have been booked at Coachella 2018 and you just know they’re going to feature heavily in each other’s set. Like both of them are going to come out at the other’s sets, to infect DOUBLE the audience. It’s as if what this was designed for… how nefarious.

This April will officially be known as the Baby Boom 2.0 and there’s nothing we can do about it.

It’s just too catchy not to listen to. Superstars teaming up with superstars. This is going to be the biggest hit since Aerosmith and Run DMC walked this way.

Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.”

Me: [A Rights Free Picture of Miguel and Kygo which doesn’t actually exist, so just use your imagination] Am I too late on this meme?

There’s NOTHING that can be done. This song is too good. I guess I just have to embrace it. Come April when I’m dancing with my Wife on the Polo Fields please Remind me to Forget that I told you any of this.


From deep within the murky depths of the Los Angeles River emerged a creature: 50% raver, 50% comedian, 10% Robotcop. Kurt Kroeber doesn’t own a dog, operates Soundbleed (the world’s only dance party comedy talk show rave), and is down to party with you. Come up some time and say “Hey dude!” But definitely make sure to casually drop the secret Illuminati password.