Best New Videos - Week 15 (10 Favs!) 2013

4/13/13
Best New Videos

The best new music videos?  We got Goo where there should be no goo, the return of Punky Brewster, puzzle-piece fetishes, real, frightening, pig-fetal position fetishes and more, as we examine another twisted and beautiful week - lucky no. 15 - in BitCandy's top music vids our favorite minds of the internet have to offer.

 

MS MR - 'Hurricane'

Following their Lynchian, puking cheerleader montage for "Fantasy," NYC sadistic pop hearts MS MR up the freak and splay a teen alien drama in which goo erupts from places where goo should not erupt from and skin colors get florescent. The intimacy gets messy.

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Dillon Francis ft Simon Lord - 'Messages'

Dubstep drops + text ephemera = cocaine + cigarettes x dancing pigs in bikinis. Do the sensory-overload math for a scratch 'n' sniff sticker.

 

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 'Pin'

In which Karen O reaches the peak of her punk whore powers and makes a bunch of straight-laced security Brits forever uncomfortable.

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Lord Huron - 'Lonesome Dream'

Following their hipster displaced in period film sketches, a young Sorel-booted man washes up on shore of an unknown land, befriends a ghost man, builds raft, and travels to another period, we could only assume.

 

Jesse Marco - 'Superstar'

Sir chunks-o-lot can move! They're like the Asian Goonies, discovering treasure in the incapacitating brand-saturated waters of supermarket nation, breakdancing their way out of danger.

 

Bot'Ox ft. Anna Jean - 'The Face of Another'

Oh my, we want to meet the twisted mind behind this Eyes Wide Shut, anime freakout. Why is there a women in a pig-fetus position on a platter? Why? And how does one get admitted to the "Oral Love Institute?"

 

Kelpe - 'Answered'

The Dutch to English translation of the name of the book this 'puzzled' young woman is reading in the laundromat might explain her infatuation with little pieces made of recycled paper that resemble pictures when assembled: "Human Aesthetic Education." Or she could just be crazy, all Uncle Scrooge-in it with 1000-count time killers.

 

Paramore - 'Still Into You'

It's about time we heard back from Punky Brewster. Where've you been, you spunky, free spirit? Besides riding bikes in Victorian mansions and all?

 

Benjamin Biolay ft. Vanessa Paradis - 'Profite'

Dude, Sudafed, brother, that shit will do wonders for that block head. Who knows, you might get the girl next time.

 

Woodkid - 'I Love You'

Maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be so damn sad, man in epic black and white contrast, if you realized how sprawlingly beautiful those lands are that you've chosen to ditch for the depths of the ocean. Pussy.

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This "Oral Love Institute," we're infatuated with it. Really, what kind of curious magic happens there? It can't be just a front for a whore house. It must be more. It must.  And Oy!  Bookmark our landing page here for for more top music videos.