BEST TWERK FAILS...EVER!
The original T-W-E-R-K originated a bit over 20 years ago, long, long before Disney Chipmunk Face (Ciley Myrus) shook her chicken cutlets on stage at the VMA’s. As I rewatched the hot mess over the weekend I kinda lost track of time and spent 4 hours or so of my Saturday watching whatever twerk videos (because that’s definitely what you should do on a lonely Saturday evening). I can’t recall exactly how I managed my way to the short bus section of YouTube but when I got there it was hard to escape the twerking madness. The following videos that you are about to watch should: Never be attempted at home and are to be conducted by true professionals. Thus we present the Worst / Best Twerk Fails Ever!
THE FIRE TWERK
The graceful swan below has stunned people around the world by adding a unique twist to the traditional ass in the air twerk. To quote Alicia Keys, “This girl is on fire!”
Of course you now hopefully know that Jimmy Kimmel was just trolling us all and this is a fake video. See Jimmy Kimmel put out the fire here. Awesome.
THE FACEPLANT TWERK
There’s a debate about whether this move is a shuffle move or actual twerking, nonetheless the ending is the money shot.
Bet you’ve never seen fireworks this blinding. Proceed with caution, We Are: The Guard is not responsible for momentary loss of vision.
THE SLIP & FALL TWERK
This proves that nothing good comes from wearing leggings under jean shorts. When you wear leggings underneath jean shorts bad shit happens to your ass.
THE TUMBLE TWERK
I hope this video keeps other wannabe twerkers from ever attempting to twerk again.
THE ORIGINAL QUEEN OF TWERK
There are many imitators and impersonators and so called twerk innovators and i love that people are willing to make a joke out of themselves, but no one will ever come close to perfecting the moves of Big Freedia, the Queen of Bounce/Twerk. If you haven’t heard of her you should. Below is a taste of the original twerk.
Beca Arredondo is easily unamused with all things not related to her interests. On her good days you can catch her avoiding the California sun and glued to her Mac plotting the next big thing. If you happen to run into her on the street and notice her wearing headphones do NOT disturb her. She is not responsible for any possible damage. Aside from the above she's very sweet and perky and responds well to good music and food.