BEST TWITTER MOMENTS: LIZZO APOLOGIZES TO POSTMATE’S DRIVER

9/25/19
Best Twitter Moments

Hi everyone!

Jess is off fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a crime-fighting vigilante so I’m taking over until we have to bail her out of jail.

Should we get started? I think we should; Twitter never sleeps and besides, we all have to group together for this underlying cause…

 

HAVE WE FOUND LENNY KRAVITZ’ GLASSES?

Lenny Kravitz lost his sunglasses at his last concert in LA and we need ALL HANDS ON DECK!! Have you seen them? Have you phoned your local police? Come on, people! LENNY NEEDS US!!!

 

LIL NAS X MEETS OPRAH

I can’t believe Lil Nas X was officially anointed by Jesus.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE

Bruce Springsteen’s birthday just passed and nothing screams more “East Coast nostalgia” and Dad Rock than this picture of Bruce and Billy Joel.

 

SHARON VAN ETTEN AND ‘DEPARTURE’

One of our favorite modern rockers has partnered up with Amazon for a short film about her last days in NYC. Check out the trailer! It’s out this week.

 

HAPPY BISEXUALITY DAY!

My bisexual friends and idols — Yes, Japanese Breakfast — I see you. We see all of you! Keep being amazing.

 

LIZZO’S APOLOGY

Last week, Lizzo blasted a Postmates driver for stealing her food. Turns out the driver couldn’t get a hold of her —- aaaaand Lizzo made a huge mistake. But hey, it’s pretty big of her to own up to social media fumbles. It’s not like our President does. Hey-o.

 

JIMMY EAT’S WORLD NEW ALBUM!

All those times rampaging at Emo Nite paid off! They have heard our prayers! Listen to the new single and TELL me y’all ain’t hype. I DARE YOU!

 

THE ONLY ACCURATE OPINION ABOUT GREAT THUNBERG

Zola Jesus coming in with the FACTS.

 

THE 21ST OF SEP-TEM-BER!

September 21st was this weekend and Earth, Wind, and Fire had a rather paradoxical question for us…

 

DIPLO HAS A REQUEST

As a final parting reminder, Diplo would like to remind you to register to vote for the sake of his newsfeed. We couldn't agree more.

We will see you here, same time, next week! Bye, cuties!

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