BEST TWITTER MOMENTS: LIZZO SHOWS OFF HER ASS-ETS AT COACHELLA
Hey there guys, did you miss us? Because I missed us. I also missed a lot of celebrity action over the weekend but thankfully we have Twitter to keep us up-to-date with the happenings of our favorite musicians. Join us as we look at what went down in the desert and what went through the minds of the people we love to listen to.
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) April 15, 2019
You know what they says … sun’s out, bum’s out. The audience at Coachella got a full view of Lizzo’s perfectly shaped peach and they loved it. Janelle Monae’s reaction is me atm.
Thanks for not posting my sweaty arm pits https://t.co/YTz4X15SrD
— Janelle Monáe, Cindi (@JanelleMonae) April 15, 2019
Since we’re on the Monae subject here, it seems appropriate to highlight her, her honesty, and her sweaty armpits. Nice to know that our favorite celebs have human moments like us.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) April 15, 2019
Justin Beiber is not my fav nor my ideal guy, but if I were to see him in person I’d die and pee my pants. Who can blame our favorite avocado girl for reacting like a fangirl! Kudos for her self control and not tackling him to the ground and smothering with smooches.
ARIANA GRANDE + N’SYNC
— JC Chasez (@JCChasez) April 16, 2019
Ariana Grande pulled in N’Sync to perform on stage with her at Coachella … no sight of Justin though, but that’s ok because I’m kind of digging this N’Grande thang going on.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 13, 2019
I am in confusion. Can someone essplain this to me. Either I’m not high enough or I’m not a deep thinker, or the voices in my head aren’t letting this sink in.
me: “you’re like a little boy with a beard.” him: “annnd you’re like an old lady but with good skin.” #marriage
— K A C E Y M U S G R A V E S (@KaceyMusgraves) April 16, 2019
True story .. last week I ran into Kacey Musgraves' band at the airport. I walked up to them not because they looked like hipster musicians but because they were grinding and brewing their own coffee at the airport with portable equipment. Why? Because airport coffee ain’t good enough. Total hipster move. Anyways, those who are married can relate to Kacey and hubby’s exchange of words.
Postmates Malone day huh? This might be one of the best days ever https://t.co/XNuLf9dnQ1
— Beerbongs & Bentleys (@PostMalone) April 16, 2019
It’s official ... we now have a Post Malone day established by Postmates in honor of that one time Post Malone ordered 10K biscuits.
— wes (@diplo) April 14, 2019
Diplo had his own fangirl moment at Coachella when he and Tim Cook posed for a selfie. Diplo would have texted the selfie to Cook but realized he didn’t have his number. Now the producer is asking for the public’s help in trying to get Cook’s attention.
ABOUT TO DRiVE THRU CHiCKFiLA DRiVE THRU AT 2mph JUST TO SMELL THE AiR ... DO YALL WANT ANYTHiNG FROM TROPiCAL SMOOTHiE BECAUSE SAME https://t.co/i5PDDKqjGi
— RiFF RAFF PiNK PYTHōN 4•12 (@JODYHiGHROLLER) April 14, 2019
Oh celebrities and their weird ways of entertaining themselves. I have to admit though … Chick Fil A is pretty legit… I’d join Riff Raff on an air sniffing adventure.
The grass is always greener but it’s probably artificial turf
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) April 16, 2019
Katy Perry needs to submit her sayings to a fortune cookie company because she’s full of wise sayings. She’s kinda like a cooler crazier version of your grandma.
okay look up Vertigo slowed down on YouTube that shit feels amazing
— Khalid (@thegreatkhalid) April 16, 2019
Looking for a way to waste time? Then do as Khalid says and look at those slo-mo vertical videos. They're trippy as hell and yes, they are totally a waste of time but it's so worth it.
We’ll see you next week with more random tweets from our favorite celebrities who also tend to be very random at times.
Beca Arredondo is easily unamused with all things not related to her interests. On her good days you can catch her avoiding the California sun and glued to her Mac plotting the next big thing. If you happen to run into her on the street and notice her wearing headphones do NOT disturb her. She is not responsible for any possible damage. Aside from the above she's very sweet and perky and responds well to good music and food.