Hitler Reacts to Pitchfork Stealing His Finds

In don't this fuckery happen to you news...Adolf Hitler gets snuffed out by the guyz over at Pitchfork. And let me tell ya honey child, he wasn’t happy. Sure, he was the first to know about Das Racist and Foster The People, but guess what, that don’t mean shit if you don’t speak up and do something about it. How did he react? This might come as a shock to you, but hell broke loose, and in Hitler’s mind that meant only one thing: WAR. Shit, I’m sure you would have reacted like the Fuhrer if not worse.

This isn’t the first nor the last time Pitchfork steals someone’s music discoveries; my advice to you is to learn from history. Speaking of history, we found some footage of Hitler losing it. Watch and learn.

Pitchfork Steals Hitler’s Music Discoveries

Moral of the story: If you know of a good artist and/or band that needs to be heard, let us know about it. If we like your find we’ll make you a curator PLUS feature you on BitCandy.com PLUS give you a % of our revs if we sign your discovery. Just think about it, in a few years YOU and BitCandy together can end crimes against humanity AKA destroy bad music. Submit your favorite music today: http://www.bitcandy.com/curator/submit-find

And to anyone offended by this, then please...you can also watch our Hitler Reacts to Lana Del Rey video to heighten your feelings.