MAD LIB - ANY MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCES LINEUP!
Great news everybody!
We’ve got the exclusive scoop on the lineup for ________________ (Name of Festival) Music Festival. For their current year in ________________ (City), _________________ (State) they have #blessed us with an absolutely _________________ (Generically Praising Millennial Adjective) lineup. This is HUGE. YASSSSSS!!!
I don’t know about you, but we are so excited that we can barely wait until ________________ (Month That is 2-5 Months From Now)! Like a _________________ (Natural Disaster) of excitement, our bodies are ready.
We are so lucky that it is finally our turn to have these headlining acts play our favorite festival. Together these three acts are popular enough amongst 18 - 35 year olds to keep this festival afloat for another _________________ (Number Below 5) years. None of them are exclusive, and will also be headlining _________________ (Major Southern California Festival), _________________ (Major Mid-West Rave), and two different festivals in the next state over. I personally am most excited to see _________________, (Pop-Star or EDM Act with Rising Cred). But with ________________ (Aged Classic Rock Act That Shows the Festival is Out of Touch), and _________________ (Charting Rapper) on the bill it just goes to show how _________________ (Adjective Used That You Would Use To Describe Someone Who Has Mental Illness) this is going to be. Without a _________________ (“Doubt”) this is bound to be the best year yet!
Don’t even get us started on the undercard! The most diverse and hip one in the surrounding region! The _________________ (Color) _________________ (Animal, Plural) will be there! _________________ (Singer-Songwriter With a Drug Problem) is finally out of rehab, making new music again. But, I think we’re most jazzed about _________________ (New Orleans Blues Legend that No One Has Heard Over Until A Year From Now). That’s going to be a special set that you’ll care about missing only in retrospect!
The festival has added a new stage this year, which we’re really excited about. The _________________ (Body of Water) Stage will features new and upcoming electronic acts like _________________ (Generic White Person First Name) _________________ (Dutch Last Name) and rappers such as LIL _________________ (Last Thing You Spent Money On). Gonna be so hype! It’s LIT fam.
There’s also a comedy tent featuring _________________ (True Crime Murder Podcast) and stand-up from _________________ (Former SNL Cast Member). Wow!
Get your _________________ (Current Television Show) totems ready, people! Make sure you have your _________________ (Location Where you Plan on Sleeping) settled, because this is going to be _________________ (Synonym For Big).
Tickets can be purchased here: _________________ (Link).
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